Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I consistently take it down to 0 and put ~31 gallons in.

 

The word "dad" and any pun about this just seem at odds with one another.

 

Step-dad, then?

 

Less at odds, but way more cringe. I believe this is fair grounds to ask for relief from all dad jokes and puns regarding the knob.

 

You're asking for knob relief?

Pretty sure somebody in here was saying "$20 is $20" not too long ago. Maybe they can help.

 

Oh, am I! Nightshift nurse for a wife. She's in the middle of six 12s right now (seven if I'm a gentleman and give her time to feel human again).

 

What does your dentist say about all the electrolyte drinks? Ours scolds the kids if they say they drank a Gatorade.

 

Is it because of the electrolytes? Gatorade has lots of sugar, so I would think that was the issue.

 

I honestly don't know (or care) what the specific concern of the dentist is. Me, the wife, and both kids are cavity free as well. Milk or water (and for the grown ups, adult beverages).

We aren't big on sweets and don't carry juice or soda or any of that nonsense. We do stock seltzers, though, which the dentist appears to be okay with because it's not the crappy syrup stuff.

She's just really harped on the electrolyte stuff, and that's what I saw most advertised on the can/bottle (and a cute ear in the passing)

 

So. Much. Happening!!!

 

Your truck is releasing CO2, feeding plants and trees so they can convert that to oxygen.


TL;DR
You're a got damn tree hugging hippie!

 

Misnomer; snipers don't hold their breath.... just a slow steady squeeze during respiratory pause

Oh shit, I said emojis only...

 

Green lightening/thunder. Thought it was perfectly clear.

 

There's one in every family