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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Unfortunately the complaint form is color-coded to determine severity of complaint.. Bummer man :(
     
  2. Feb 19, 2024 at 5:01 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Figures
     
  3. Feb 19, 2024 at 5:15 PM
    RobertD

    RobertD SSEM#123, ASCM#4 "I call it Vera" ~Jayne Cobb

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    Is it sad that seeing the thread icon of your turmeric on the homepage, I knew exactly what it was :rofl:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I’ve had two minor knee surgeries (one was inflammation and the other was inflammation and ACL) in my 20’s. Eventually hard shit catches up to you lol. I’m still surprised I haven’t had any shoulder surgeries, although I’ve had those numbing shots with that long ass needle in them. One time blood squirted all over the doc lol
     
  5. Feb 19, 2024 at 6:38 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    So you're a squirter...

     
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  6. Feb 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Ban him!
     
  7. Feb 20, 2024 at 6:04 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I have mild to severe retardation and even I wouldn't paint my hitch bright green.
     
  8. Feb 20, 2024 at 9:48 AM
    T-Rex266

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  9. Feb 20, 2024 at 10:38 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Last night's bar food. :drool:
    20240219_174733.jpg
     
  10. Feb 20, 2024 at 10:43 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Damn that looks good
     
  11. Feb 20, 2024 at 10:53 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    With a Heineken zero, which was ok at best.

    Love that fried egg on a burger though!
     
  12. Feb 20, 2024 at 11:07 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    A fried egg makes everything better
     
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  13. Feb 20, 2024 at 11:25 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  14. Feb 20, 2024 at 11:40 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Beautiful day today. Puppers, good food, good weather, and the always treasured nature
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  15. Feb 20, 2024 at 12:39 PM
    T-Rex266

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    What’s a Heineken zero? Zero cals?
     
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  17. Feb 20, 2024 at 1:10 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    NA, zero alcohol
     
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    T-Rex266

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    We had an old neighbor who quit drinking, and then she went to those. Issue is, those can be a gateway back to that deep hole
     
  19. Feb 20, 2024 at 1:48 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Well, finally told the discount tire forum rep on Tacomaworld I was ready to pull the trigger on the skinny 33s with the quote they gave me that included the customer satisfaction coupon. Was told I would be receiving a phone call from my discount tire store. Answered the phone and was immediately told that there was a 90 day backorder and there was no guarantee they'd be able to honor the quote when the tires came back in stock. Lol. I immediately went to old reliable (simple tires eBay store) and bought the last 4 they had ( a 2 pack and 2 singles lol) will buy a 5th for the spare from wherever I can find one after making sure all 4 actually show up. Guess Falken didn't realize how popular this size would be.
     
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  20. Feb 20, 2024 at 1:49 PM
    T-Rex266

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    In case you’re wondering why Teslas are so expensive…

    It’s because they charge a lot.
     
  21. Feb 20, 2024 at 1:50 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Trade it in
     
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  22. Feb 20, 2024 at 1:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You first!
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, I could see that
     
  24. Feb 20, 2024 at 5:52 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  25. Feb 21, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Complaint accepted and filed... wait... where do I put it now?
     
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    Oh, we can tell you right where to put it. :D
     
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    First day of my week. Kinda looking forward to day shift. Struggled to get my sleep schedule normalized. I had some sleep debt to catch up on and had a couple days where I was a lazy POS and slept off and on all day.
     
  29. Feb 21, 2024 at 7:02 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I woke up ahead of my alarm clock today, when I had the opportunity to sleep in for another 45 mins or so. Oh well.
     
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  30. Feb 21, 2024 at 7:18 AM
    T-Rex266

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    While washing clothes I found $5. I gotta be more careful.

    Money laundering is a very serious crime.
     

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