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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 8, 2024 at 11:24 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Almost replied with this

    IMG_5254.jpg
     
  2. Feb 8, 2024 at 11:25 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    I helped my buddy build a goat shack, and first thing im like why don’t we just use a pallet as the base? NAw it’s gotta be built differently…….. all said and done, the base ended up looking just like a fucking pallet but 3x the cost!
     
  3. Feb 8, 2024 at 11:27 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yall are getting goats?
     
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  4. Feb 8, 2024 at 11:39 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:That is awesome
    Yea boy!
    I'm actually kinda excited for it, they can knock down some of my weeds :D
     
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  5. Feb 8, 2024 at 12:02 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    You could even rent their services out to neighbors
     
  6. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:04 PM
    GODZILLA

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    That was supposed to say "rest" :facepalm:

    Dammit! Glad they are ok. You'll have to share pics of the carnage.






    And your wife for @Azblue :devil:
     
  7. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:07 PM
    GODZILLA

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    That sucks, man. Did the ol' lady use soap in a sock on you for snoring?
     
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  8. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:10 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    She swears that she doesn't do fukd up shit to me in me sleep, or doesn't soak the deli meat in antifreeze, even though she has this weird insistence about making my work lunches for me.
     
  9. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:11 PM
    GODZILLA

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    :rofl:
     
  10. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:24 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    My wife is very non confrontational, won't tell people off, is nice to everyone, even when they suck, says everything is fine, even if she hates you, etc.
    She's also a little old fashioned and does things like make my work lunches, does all the laundry, etc.
    Her logic is: I do a lot of the "guy" stuff and work hard, so she likes doing some of the traditional house wife stuff to help me out.
    Sounds nice,.....but when you start to unpack it......
    You add the fact that you never know when something bothers her, to the fact that she's lived with me,........ME,......for 9 yrs and there's no fucking way she doesn't hate my guts,......
    Yeah, there's no way she's not poisoning me.
     
  11. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:27 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl::rofl:
    Good luck!
     
  12. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:31 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    She also watches all the investigative discovery, I almost got away with it, murder shows.
    Yeah.
     
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  13. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:42 PM
    GODZILLA

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    :rofl:

    I hope she has a sense of humor and you share this with her, too!
     
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  14. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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  15. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:44 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Well, you gotta die of something... :notsure:
     
  16. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:46 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Yup.

    Sounds like she is gonna love you to death, @RichterScale
     
  17. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:46 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  18. Feb 8, 2024 at 1:49 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    But you (guys) didn't update the banned members thread?
     
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  19. Feb 8, 2024 at 2:08 PM
    T-Rex266

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    It’s there now :p
     
  20. Feb 8, 2024 at 2:10 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I’ll get pix, but it’s the tail end of the exhaust, and lower portion of the bumper. Very minimal. We filed a claim on their insurance this afternoon.
    As for other pix request - Newp :duel:
     
  21. Feb 8, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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  23. Feb 8, 2024 at 2:25 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    If someone wanted to install a SC on my truck so they could work out some R&D bugs, so they could then offer their product/service, wanted to use my truck for their ad pics, etc, etc,....I would expect to have a written agreement that outlines whether or not they are liable for any damage done to the vehicle while they had it, whether or not they were responsible for any performance issues the truck experiences due to the modifications, if they would be responsible for 30 days, 6 mo, a year, etc.
    And of course, whatever details were agreed upon, the deal would be that the mods were performed at no cost to me.
    Why in the world would I give someone my truck for a significant length of time, to work out all their kinks for a product development, use my truck for ad photos, be stuck with any damage done, any future performance issues, any mileage they put on it, yada yada,........and I have to pay them for it??!
    Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but I don't think that's how shit like this works.
    "Let us use your truck as a guinea pig to get a product off the ground and you come away from it with a free product for your trouble."
    Isn't that how that works?
     
  24. Feb 8, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Tea-bagging someone's food can cause brain worms?
     
  25. Feb 8, 2024 at 2:55 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Took my truck to the shop to get the hail damage from May undone. First time I've been home without my truck since I got it in 2020. I need a hug.
     
  26. Feb 8, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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  27. Feb 8, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Jesus
    10 pages behind
    Did I miss anything?
     
  28. Feb 8, 2024 at 4:01 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Yes




    No
     
  29. Feb 8, 2024 at 5:08 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I always take my problems to Tommy Hilfiger something out.
     
  30. Feb 8, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Yes.
     
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