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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 29, 2024 at 7:06 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    We were headed out for a family vacation. The car told us a tire was low. We stopped at an Exxon to use their air pump. They wanted $1.50. My wife exclaimed "what the hell, for air?"

    To which I replied, "well that's inflation for ya". She was not impressed...

    I was.
     
  2. Jan 29, 2024 at 7:35 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Pretty good. Tasted like 7-Up.
     
  3. Jan 29, 2024 at 8:11 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Baby batter white edition.
     
  4. Jan 29, 2024 at 8:41 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Same for misbehaving children... and even more so when the parents want to start throwing out a bunch of 'clinical' excuses on why the child should be allowed to act like a flaming moron in public!!
     
  5. Jan 29, 2024 at 8:45 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  6. Jan 29, 2024 at 8:47 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    What's a wrist nightmare???

    Is that where you flex too hard while you got your hand wrapped it and the head pops off???
     
  7. Jan 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :ohsnap:

    :101010:

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    :nuclear:
     
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  8. Jan 29, 2024 at 8:56 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yes
     
  9. Jan 29, 2024 at 9:01 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Good night, Everybody.
     
  10. Jan 29, 2024 at 9:05 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Peace out, quitter.
     
  11. Jan 29, 2024 at 9:14 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Got one more day shift to get through. Need sleep because I expect everything to be well and truly phucked in the morning. Major update being attempted tonight. It's failed miserably 3 previous attempts.
     
  12. Jan 29, 2024 at 9:44 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Sounds like a blast, good luck!
     
  13. Jan 30, 2024 at 5:07 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Morning.

    upload_2024-1-30_6-7-21.png
     
  14. Jan 30, 2024 at 5:08 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Good morning but it looks like you woke Sparky up a little too early
     
  15. Jan 30, 2024 at 5:39 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Snow is supposed to come this weekend. They’ve said anywhere from nothing to six inches. Typical Colorado.

    IMG_4765.jpg
     
  16. Jan 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I hope you get the full 6" because shoveling is good cardio. It's for your health. I promise. :devil:
     
  17. Jan 30, 2024 at 5:51 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Reminded me of a great Dave Chapelle joke.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHkHw-NQ5Wk
     
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  18. Jan 30, 2024 at 5:53 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Sorry to hear.
     
  19. Jan 30, 2024 at 6:06 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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  20. Jan 30, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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    @T-Rex266 you sure stirred the pot with your "what you learned in school" thread. That thing is a ticking time bomb. I'm unsubbing before I get myself in trouble, or have to mute people.
     
  21. Jan 30, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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    Ya, I can’t cook for shit, but man can I stir the pot.
     
  22. Jan 30, 2024 at 7:08 AM
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    :rofl:
     
  23. Jan 30, 2024 at 7:34 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Front porch view right now
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  24. Jan 30, 2024 at 7:39 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Wow.


    Is that an orchard?
     
  25. Jan 30, 2024 at 7:48 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yessir, cherries
     
  26. Jan 30, 2024 at 7:52 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  27. Jan 30, 2024 at 7:55 AM
    GODZILLA

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    If "she" has 6 inches to give, she ain't a she! :goingcrazy:
     
  28. Jan 30, 2024 at 8:03 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Maybe it was at one point during birth
    :annoyed:
     
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  29. Jan 30, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    ditto.

    I drove right past that one.

    I was guaran - damn -teed to get in trouble....
     
  30. Jan 30, 2024 at 8:20 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep, same! Watching from afar
     

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