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I despise LinkedIn…but good point.

 

Do a good enough job and you can monetize your YT channel.

 

Yup, that's what I meant.

 

Cruising on the interstate with cruise set between 67 and 77 as the speed limit allowed. Can't complain about that.

 

On the way back, cruise at 77-80 and gaining elevation.

 

Won't be surprised if carvana were to follow. With prices starting to normalize the bill for over payment on trades is coming due.

 

At the airport now waiting for my first flight. Walked past a guy waiting at Burtbucks. Dude ripped a fart so loud it echoed in the hallway. Then a clown shoving a burrito in his facehole did one-cheek lean and didn’t even try to apologize. Buddy, if you’re this gassy now burritos and airplanes are not recommended.

So, culturally we are now cool with farting in public?

 

Wow

 

WTF?

 

Dear American Airlines,

Today’s devices need USB-C outlets to properly charge. Every person on every flight you conduct today around the world has at least one device. If this is too complicated, USB-A will suffice. Not having even a -A port in First Class is a fail. All your competition is laughing.

The dbag next to me just stood up and slammed his head into the overhead bins. So that brings me humor.

 

The American Culture is being destroyed by multiculturalism. Basic personal responsibility has been abandoned in favor of not having hurt feelings. Duty to and care for our fellow man has been replaced with selfish, entitled, hedonistic narcissism.

Farting in public is just a symptom of the rot.

 

Air travel sucks. People suck. Combine the two and it can all fuck off.

 

I love flying, but the process and the dipshittery make it hard to enjoy the marvel of soaring through the air as a terrestrial being.

 

You're not necessarily wrong but how do you know it has anything to do with multiculturalism?

 

Multiculturalism is anti-western culture. It pushes that any and all cultures have merit and are good, except western culture. That's all colonizing and slavery and white supremecy.

 

I'll fly without issue if necessary, but prefer a road trip.
No matter what, I never lose sight of or think of it as anything other than being shot through the air in a big aluminum tube at 500 mph. A tube built by humans.

 

Yeah, but what a way to go.

 

If I fall asleep and it goes down while I'm out, no problem.
With my luck, I'd live, lay there mangled for 2 days, then spend the rest of my life in a chair, eating and shitting through tubes.

 

Hopefully separate tubes.

 

Yup. I love flying too. I hate commercial air travel. I need a private jet...

 

Which has what to do with someone of an unknown race farting in an airport?

 

You're not missing anything.