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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 2, 2024 at 5:07 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Never went. Moved around a bit, forced down some food. I'm not dead, so it's a win.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    If you spell the word “drawer” backwards, you will get a reward.
     
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    Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.

    I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
     
  6. Jan 2, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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    Cold? - Well is your refrigerator running?
     
  7. Jan 3, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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  8. Jan 3, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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  9. Jan 3, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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    Hopefully that's not your Mafia' hat ...

    Riva decided he did not have enough Chew toys and started in on his Bean bag..... moved the dam thing half way across the Parlor ( New England

    Speak ;) :D ) before being busted... Kinda funny watching him when Con is giving him the "Riot act"...o_O

    He kept looking my way and knew he was Riva bean bag 2.jpg toast when I would NOT step in..:p:rofl::rofl:
     
  10. Jan 3, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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  11. Jan 3, 2024 at 3:29 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  12. Jan 3, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Is that a candle and the reflection in the wax?
     
  13. Jan 3, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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    So, still had a fever last night. 101.8° but i thought i wasnt fevered because it was so much better than the days before. No idea what the peak temp was, but wherever hallucinatory dreams and no awareness of time kicks in, well that was the first couple days. Only have an old school thermometer, so not big on holding under my tongue for five minutes to get a reading.

    Went to the doctor today after I felt like the fever broke. At the doc's my temp was in the normal range. Based on symtoms, duration, and whats been around the community diagnosis is... Flu. Still supposed to monitor for more fever or if anything gets worse I am supposed to go back. Just taking it easy now.
     
  14. Jan 3, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    How in the hell does this happen? I got bit once and killed a total of 3 mosquitos in my garage today. Yes, even by our standards it's been warm lately, but it's been in the 40s and 30s at night. I've seen frost on cars as I leave for work in the morning. I thought that these little fuckers died or went into hibernation when it gets cold.
     
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    Sounds like an AZ problem, not a CO problem
     
  16. Jan 3, 2024 at 4:49 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    It is!
    Glad to hear you're on the mend, having hallucinatory dreams level of fever sounds scary lol
     
  17. Jan 3, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Or fun.
     
  18. Jan 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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    They'll just bed down in brush, taller grass, etc. until it warms a bit during the day. Sneaky bloodsucking bastards ambush you if you get close to their sleepy spot too.
     
  19. Jan 3, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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    Nice pic! I keep waiting for the flame to flicker and dance. :thumbsup:
     
  20. Jan 3, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I can't say this any better.

    I just want them dead, all of them dead.
    @Azblue
     
  22. Jan 4, 2024 at 5:26 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Up at 0330 for the gym. Wife and I are headed to WA soon for my company end of year party. She’s excited. Me? Not so much. Been to Seattle so much over the last few years lol
     
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  24. Jan 4, 2024 at 6:16 AM
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    It's a vacation with the wife. Get excited! Focus on making it an exceptional trip for her. It's way more fun to make somebody else's day than your own. :thumbsup:
     
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    She’s been there a couple of times with me. Last time we brought the kids and they are now terrified after seeing the open drug usage, crazies, violence walking around downtown with me in daytime and evening. Last time, we were walking around day time and I had to lose some fuck who was stalking us. The same evening, I had to yell at a crazy bitch to get the fuck back when approached in a crazy manner. Straight up zombie style

    She can finally meet one of my co-workers who left with me (been managing him for 2 years) and the rest of the people she hears me on the phone with at all hours
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :facepalm:

    :smack:

    :D
     
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    Remember, there's a few fellas in here who like music that never gets past the intro. Just minutes and minutes of slow, low energy, intro :devil:
     
  30. Jan 4, 2024 at 7:08 AM
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    Those same people probably also always have Werthers Original with them
     

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