What annoys you?

Passed around a lot of fat Doobies in my Teens/20's, still here and doing just fine.

 

I love a glass of orange juice in the morning. Freshly squeezed is a bonus, so I looked at getting a juice squeezer thingy.

1. They're expensive for a good one and take up a ton of real estate.

2. It takes 4 - 5 good sized oranges to make a proper glass of OJ.

This is neither cost effective nor efficient. Guess I'm stuck spending $4 - $5 for a jug of OJ every week. That annoys me.

Yet another reason to move to Florida and be neighbors with @ToyoMafia , I can grow oranges in my back yard.

 

Costco oj is pretty cheap and delicious.

 

I thought all dads did this.

My Dad did the same thing but I called it 'getting senile.' LOL

 

That's where I usually stock up. Still not as good as fresh squeezed though.

 

I've added to that Wall!!!

 

I'm sure it's not directed at you specifically.

I mean, if you go tell a waiter/waitress infinity ÷ 10E-99 times that you don't want mayo on your burger, you're probably getting that mayo anyway.

The obnoxious repetition is directed at humanity at large. But, yeah, I get ya.

 

That's something that bothers me as well.

If I go somewhere and want mayo on something, I have to ask them to give it to me on the side, in packets. If you tell them "no mayo" for the most part, they'll put no mayo on it.

If you ask them "Can you just put a little mayo on it?" evidently the guy/girl says "Bet" and hauls out the mayo drum and empties half of it on the sandwich.

 

I can't stand the Yahoo's behind the deli counter.
When you ask for "a little thicker or thinner" and you get a thick-as-a-brick slice or a tissue paper thin useless crumble of god knows what. Also when they stack it up, it's a F'n shit show of cross stacked, over lapping chaos you can never get a clean slice peeled off of the pile of doom when at home. Finally, when they close the bag and put the label on it, they put the sticky label across the zip so when you go to open the bag the zip function is completely f'd up by the label sticking to the zip tracks making resealing an absolute impossibility!
1st world problems I know but seriously, stack the slices on top of each other as they come off the slicer, fold the top of the bag zip under and stick the label across the bag side, NOT OVER THE ZIP. I mean I have to curse every morning when making my kids lunches just because of the F'n deli people think they are gods gift. Do you simple F'n job!!!!!

 

Pretty much applies to any/all condiments and toppings around here. Ridiculous.

 

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Something so simple as American cheese sliced so thin I can’t even peel a slice. Makes my blood boil.

 

This shit...

 

Just saw a mouse run up the fireplace! I'm going to get a live trap, catch the little bugger and release him out in the field where I see a hawk working all the time. I don't want dead mouse stinkin' up the house.

 

People that can't keep their grubby little dick-beaters off other people's belongings. The RV park we stay in has always been a quiet and respectful place until some crack head shows up in a rental RV.

Another camper and I have a friendly Red Drum competition going on at the park's fishing pier. Each of use keep a heavy duty rod and reel set up on opposite ends of the fishing platform when no one else is fishing. We both can see our equipment from our RVs. Yesterday some dick-weed decided to wind in our lines to see what was on there. If they go back to the fishing pier I'm going to consider feeding the alligators.

 

Another annoyance is people exiting Walmart and walking across the roadway surface without looking for cars. What don't they understand about yielding to pedestrians WITHIN the crosswalk. This doesn't allow you to leave the curb if a vehicle is approaching.

Knock a few of the idiots on their can and bill them for damage to my vehicle should teach them a few things about the law.

https://law.justia.com/codes/alabam... traffic-control,the vehicle is traveling, or

 

This may have been said before but,
I can't stand idiots on their cellphones while walking on a busy sidewalk (NYC) and NOT EVER LOOKING UP!! Forcing people to move around them. I do just the opposite and walk straight through them, casually saying "eyes up!" then laugh as they look for their iPhone bouncing towards the steam vent. Never seen people move so fast for their precious fruit. You're on a city sidewalk with many other people doing just fine weaving in and out and going with the flow of other people. There's no reason for you to be a dick. If you are, then you got it coming to you at some point and don't be surprised when it happens because you should have seen it coming and made an effort to move!!!!

 

People constantly bragging about themselves to the point of being an a$$hole.

 

People sense of entitlement. Never heard the word no in thier life...
Watch a few Code Blue Cam YouTube videos for great examples. I don't understand folks way of thinking these days

 

Count the number of times some people say "I". Some people are so full of themselves. It really makes them undesirable to be around for sure.

 

Especially the ones that pronounce "I" as the longest single letter, single syllable word in any language.

 

I call those people: "resume reminders"
Constantly reminding you about what they have done in an attempt to make you feel inferior.. a$$hats

Same goes for the parents of mediocre accomplishment children who seem to always brag about what their mediocre kids have done to make it look like all other kids have a miserable life except theirs. STFU

 

"Mediocre accomplishment kids"
Someone better make that a bumper sticker before I do

 

Isn't that literally everyone on Facebook? I have to keep reminding my wife to stop comparing what her friends post on there to our real life and thinking we're inferior.

 

Too many people already plaster the backs of their vehicles with stickers that announce all their unimpressive, uninteresting and mediocre accomplishments and interests.

 

Sounds like you need some @ToyoMafia stickers for yours.

 

I want stickers that say things like,
-my kid's a dipshit

 

Ass-sets