Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

Obviously, you’re a sitting member of the tourism board.

Seems like you’d make your way south of the border.
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USCIS didn't want an employable, educated and experienced tradesman.

Next option is walking across the Rio Grande and yelling "Soy un refugiado!"

 

I can always swing by your place on Christmas Eve and drop you through a chimney of your choice

 

Smuggle in some Blue Agave tequila while you're at it.

 

Santa is pretty sure he's gonna grab several cases of Fireball and make a bunch of in-person 'college donations' once he's across the border

 

Well, it is good to keep up good international relations...

 

That works. I'll thinl of whose I wanna go down.

Eeeww, fireball.

 

Ah I see you speak fluent fingerish

 

Yes, fireball sucks; but slightly under drinking age (18-20 ah heck even chicks in the 30s dig it) chicks get stuuuuupid on fireball.... So, who am I to judge??? Oh wait, that is my job and hence how they all end up on my naughty list

 

But is that naughty list a "Good Naughty" list?

 

Once they've been properly disciplined for their inappropriate behavior.... yes!!!

 

You may not have bikinis; but that first time you see a set of female knees in the spring..

 

I don't think they understand fried chicken.

 

Fireball and peach schnapps or redbull makes the women quite happy

 

Rudolph’s revenge.

 

This here is not funny in any way...

 

My daughter and myself were just discussing the other day and we agreed…
Rudolph’s nose glows from the souls of children.

 

You posted a pic of me hanging on a cross. I thought this was a safe place

 

I thought I was saving you time.
14.4 million less children to visit.

 

That was my favorite Christmas movie as a kid. Haven’t seen it in years. We cut the cord and use YT tv and every year it comes on CBS and it tells me I’m not allowed to watch it. Really makes me wish stealing cable was still a thing.

 

Clearly, Santa is new here.

 

Friends sent a "Clip" of the Ellis river in Jackson NH raising all kinds of trouble....

Y'all need a deep freeze and snow.... leave those thaws for Spring...

We are back in the 70's , just in time for the visiting family to enjoy the Mouse House

 

Please tell me the cover on the box does NOT have the words @Fotnot creations

 

all of the donuts i used to help them stuff with filling wouldn't sell because the presentation was terrible. apparently a donut being destroyed doesn't sell well.

 

F@k##$R,

screen clean up.....coffee on Hp in aisle 46