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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 5, 2023 at 5:58 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Imagine being such a weak ass that a night shift give you mental health issues. :p









    Purely for the banter! I laughed. You are all good, Tyler.
     
  2. Dec 5, 2023 at 6:07 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Kind of like I do now? :laugh:
    Edit: For the last three years.
     
  3. Dec 5, 2023 at 7:25 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

    Nothing, it's on the house...
     
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    Tundras.com Forum Santa Milk and Cookies

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    3" Lifted Sleigh. sPOD lights on each reindeer. HeftyFab sliders
    :smack:
     
  5. Dec 5, 2023 at 7:41 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Dad joke.:santa2:
     
  6. Dec 5, 2023 at 7:44 PM
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  7. Dec 5, 2023 at 8:09 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ugh over it
    upload_2023-12-5_21-9-41.png
     
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  8. Dec 5, 2023 at 8:10 PM
    T-Rex266

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  9. Dec 5, 2023 at 8:17 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I got a 3 piece suit at the Men's Wearhouse today.

    IMG_3977.jpg

    It was marked down from $300 to $199 to $150 and then when he rang it up, it was $4.97 :D
     
  10. Dec 5, 2023 at 8:19 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    We've got some coming in Saturday, mostly rain right now
     
  11. Dec 5, 2023 at 8:24 PM
    T-Rex266

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    You’re in WA. Of course, you have rain

    I hired a prior peer (subordinate) from my last employer (they can fuck off). He’s moving from UT to WA for this position that I created. I told him he’s trading snow for rain.
     
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  12. Dec 5, 2023 at 8:39 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    but does it fit though??
     
  13. Dec 5, 2023 at 8:48 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm in Eastern WA though, everything after Thanksgiving is typically snow. This has been an abnormally warm month
     
  14. Dec 5, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    The coat and vest were perfect, the pants need to be let in.
     
  15. Dec 5, 2023 at 8:55 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :worthless:
     
  16. Dec 6, 2023 at 5:30 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Teacher: Give me a sentence that includes the words defense, defeat and detail

    Johnny: When a horse jumps over defense, defeat go first and then detail
     
  17. Dec 6, 2023 at 5:35 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Reported
     
  18. Dec 6, 2023 at 5:36 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    HOLY SHIT it has come to my attention that once again the picture under my posts has changed :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  19. Dec 6, 2023 at 5:41 AM
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    2 weeks ago…or whenever we were all speaking of fleshlights here lol
     
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  20. Dec 6, 2023 at 6:18 AM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    I was looking for something new :(
    That's what I was thinking. :rofl:
     
  21. Dec 6, 2023 at 7:15 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :rofl:

    We really need a better system for mobile users. Though I like the simplified look of the forum on my phone. It looks cluttered on my computer.
     
  22. Dec 6, 2023 at 9:35 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I have no complaints. Definitely way worse sites for being phone friendly.
     
  23. Dec 6, 2023 at 9:41 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Yeah, my only complaint is that I don't see the signatures when @T-Rex266 is messing with @LarryDangerfield. :rofl:
     
  24. Dec 6, 2023 at 9:42 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Flip your phone sideways.
     
  25. Dec 6, 2023 at 10:07 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Correct, but I only do that if someone mentions it.
     
  26. Dec 6, 2023 at 10:26 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I do it periodically in here just to see if anything changes.
     
  27. Dec 6, 2023 at 11:28 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Now I'm going to have to start checking my signature from time to time to see what you guys are doing to me. :quickdraw:
     
  28. Dec 6, 2023 at 11:51 AM
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    I was just thinking this guy is setting himself up :rofl:
     
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  29. Dec 6, 2023 at 11:55 AM
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    :facepalm:
     
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