ToyoMafia - The Drop Thread. Smoke Em if Ya Got Em!

Sorry, no cell phone pics back then; it would've been a polaroid that is now faded

 

Good w/the muffin top, but don't hide it from me and then drop it in my face at the last minute...

 

They brought the Polaroid camera back, I saw it at Sam's Club.

 

Damn 10937.... so close

Congrats to the winner

 

How exactly does this work?
Did you hold muffin top inspections for all your dates?
Did you walk around the bar looking for chicks like, “Can I buy you a drink? Show me your belly and waist first.”

Does a nice rack offset the muffin top?
How much of a good ass would it take to distract from a muffin top?
What if she was like model gorgeous, but still had a little muffin top?

How much muffin top is too much muffin top?

I think we need a poll @ToyoMafia .

 

There were times I didn’t even know their names.
A muffin top was not high on the ‘let’s go ahead and end the night’ list.

 

No... just don't be something you're not is all I'm saying

I was in school; not old enough to be in a bar

Always (again, muffin top not bad; just don't stuff it in your pants, lay back on the bed and zip your size one union bays up w/a close hanger when you're really a size 6)

not much

see above

if I can't see your junk cuz your muffin top is in the way... too much

 

Never said it ended the night; just a 'WTH is this' moment...

 

OMG...

 

Yeah, I was wayyy off. Congrats to the lucky winner!

 

My bad… when I was in school we snuck into bars or used fake ids.

I think all of us can be found guilty of hiding our body insecurities with clothing.
This is why I quit wearing leotards.

If you can’t see their junk, it is not a muffin top.

 

So, just banging away… “wth is this?! I hate her muffin top… let me wrap up.”

 

You had the one after, I had the one before...

 

The winner probably wasn't even from this group....

I'm guessing TW, Instagram, or the Tok

 

At least now when we haven't heard from you in a while or someone asks about you, we know we can just post-up some chubby girl porn and you'll come out of your hibernation and pop in to defend their honor

Cheers and have a good holiday season

 

Chubby love is the best love.
You’ve been missing out.

 

Maybe.

 

I feel like I am waiting on the slow plane from Florida... LMAO



These are todays updates

 

^^^

 

Shipping delays are very common as well as bad tracking information this time of year. It makes it 9.9/10 so be patient

 

I was not worried about when YOU shipped it, I was looking at the tracking that is totally useless but they always ask if you want it. LOL

As I said I am in no rush but just checking stats and it seems like the one package is sitting on a runway for... well crap. I posted the wrong pics. Now I have to find it again

 

Lmao. My address was not directly to you. Just a friendly service reminder. USPS tracking blows monkey balls especially this time of year. While ur digging for pics keep us in mind.

 

Well I just checked UPS and what they posted this morning at 4am is not what they have posted now. It just shows a 5 days difference between the 2 points but this morning when I checked the details it showed the label created then at UPS the next day and 5 days later still where it was 5 days prior. Tracking is actually entertaining until you are needing something then it is a pain.

I just want to make sure "I" get the package and my wife is not around. The questions... and her response when I freeze up need to be avoided

 

We do have a Support Group for spouses if you'd be interested we can send her a referral... It's called Mafia Heels & Wheels.

It's dedicated to helping your spouse understand your need to purchase the 'perfect' truck and then spend a shit ton of money buying stuff for it that you really don't need, but that will make it 'more perfect'; all of which was motivated by you interacting with a bunch of random strangers on some internet truck forum who have peer pressured you into spending money on cool shit that you probably really don't need

Most importantly though, they will help her understand why a grown ass man has such a compulsion to purchase a bunch of random stickers

 

Mine has become an enabler to my sticker addiction; she brings them back from places she goes with her friends and even gets them for me when we travel together.

 

Mine got all excited when @GODZILLA sent her a ToyoMafia shirt. I told her to go find her own friends. I slept out on the side porch for a while after that one.

 

Hopefully that's where your Kit Kat stash was.