Santa Wants To See Your Holiday Spirit... Decorations Thread!!!

Like living in North America without living in America.

 

Exactly.

 

Sorry, but Santa knows exactly where you live; and it's barely half way between the US and North Pole borders of Canada...

hardly the North Pole

 

It's alot closer to the North Pole than most of the US.

 

Or America. Be easy on the little guy, Santa. It ain't his fault.

 

If you were able to score ANY Buffalo Trace product, what would it be???

 

Oh geez, there's so many. LOL. If I had to narrow it down to one, Blanton's Gold has been on my list to try for awhile. It's hard to find and pretty expensive here.

https://www.buffalotracedistillery.com/our-brands/blanton-s-single-barrel/blantons-gold.html

 

No need to provide Santa any 'links'; he is quite aware of BT's product line and where to find them....

 

Santa has not tried that one, but he'd guess that the difference between the Gold and the original would be marginal

 

Fair enough. LOL

I haven't tried the original either, but I had to narrow my choice to one so went with the Gold.

 

The original is nice; but probably not worth the now inflated prices it's pulling in the retail market...

Santa bought 'a few' Blanton's back when they were $59/bottle in anticipation of the bourbon market silliness

 

$59 a bottle...I wish.

Weller Special Reserve, Van Winkle 23 Year and Old Charter on the must try list too.

 

Special Reserve is good; on par w/Blanton's but different... I preferred 20 over 23, but have not had Old Charter.

Santa also enjoys making a 'Poor Man's Pappy' by mixing 50/50 Special Reserve w/Antique 101; opened w/a few drops of branch water and allowed to breathe for a short period before enjoying

 

Methinks Santa and I need to have a whiskey tasting session.

 

Gladly

 

What are Santa's thoughts on scotch? Any favorites?

 

I think he wants a Green card for Christmas.

 

Have had some, but not enough experience w/them to offer an opinion (same w/Japanese whiskies)...

Irish whiskies, bourbon, ryes are Santa's wheelhouse

 

No need for an elf on the shelf. I have Joel.

 

A “Joel on a pole”. Dammit, that doesn’t sound right at all.

 

Speaking of 'elf on a shelf'

*** Important note from Santa ***

If you are rockin' any 'elf on the shelf' paraphernalia as part of your holiday motif... please exclude, blur out, delete, omit or whatever else it takes to not display it within this thread

For those w/o taste, it is important for you to know that in Santa's opinion... which is really all the matters this time of year

'elf on the shelf' is to holiday decorations what 'Santa Baby' is to Christmas carols... enough said!!!

 

Into that too, huh???

Well, Santa has a great gift idea now for Mrs. Bandito

 

But I don't want to be a candy cane pony for Christmas.

 

Hot cocoa through Santa's nose on that one

 

When momma says the "Yard needs more decoration's".....

Exactly why I NEVER throw scraps away after house reno's...

She stencils it out and with all of the "Tools she hates me purchasing" and I create her canvas...

The rest is up to her ....

 

This is awesome!!!!!


PS>>> Is that a MJ leaf hangin' out of your cup

 

Nope,

I still have "To pee in a cup" due to my CDL

I posted the nighttime photo due to @TaquitoBandito "Ideas on naked toes".....

 

I'm google mapping a route to your house right now. If you wake up in the morning and those Santa toes have little nibbles on them, tell Mrs. Snoope it must have been a rogue gator.


Completely unrelated, but do you know if she uses oil-based paint or the non-toxic water based varieties..?