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  1. Nov 27, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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    That takes consistency.
     
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    I too, have a protective sleeve around my six pack. I think it's only natural for us to do so considering the temperatures that we experience.
     
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  5. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:09 PM
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    And poor genetics.
     
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  6. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:09 PM
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    #ScienceFacts
     
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  7. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:09 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Only because there's a weird gap in the center section of his abs.... He needs to spend more time working his middle ab area; just above the naval (speaking of :laugh:)

    :muscleflexing:
     
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  8. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :cheers:
     
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  9. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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    I don’t have fantastic genetics. Gotta out play them and work harder :D
     
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  10. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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    That’s not how that works!
     
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  11. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:14 PM
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    This guy figured it out... :laugh:
    images_c228e8863df5d77b6097f9798fd179283388b7ba.jpg
     
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  12. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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  13. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:17 PM
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    An A&F model? :laugh:
     
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  14. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:17 PM
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    Just bringing this back to the top. Think with your head, not your...abs?
     
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  15. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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    I can't beat poor genetics with hamburgers?
     
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  16. Nov 27, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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    If you click on that 2nd pic and zoom in (focus your attention on the middle of the image); it looks like a stubby penis (head and all) sitting on top of a mustache :rofl:
     
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    It's true! I called it out because I couldn't not see it. Reminded me of Superbad.
     
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    Grape nuts...?? I'm afraid to ask.. what are those? Are they like... vegan rocky mountain oysters..?
     
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    Lol deep core!
     
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    Super hard crunchy barley kinda cereal; feels like you're eating pea gravel...
     
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    Idk how anyone can eat grape nuts. This isn’t the 1900’s any longer
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    It is kinda cool that they're offering a stick.
    I'd like to see it a few grand cheaper though.
     
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    Wouldn’t everyone for a vehicle who wants to purchase one?
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Good point,but not everyone is a cheap bastard like me.
     
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    If someone is not a cheap bastard, they have too much money and should give me some.
     
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    We should form a cheap bastards union and demand an equal share of non cheap bastards' extra money.
     
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    upload_2023-11-28_11-25-11.jpg.
     
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