Shiftys truck

Does wifey make all your decisions for you?

 

Would anyone let me and the wife use their truck for da day? I let u use the s10. So I can get a feel for it?

 

if u had a wife like mine you’d allow her to do it too

 

My toast is pretty dry, even a Chevy couldn’t make her wet enough

 

Let's start the bidding now. I'll trade ya a hot cup of coffee for that little truck

 

If she wears the pants, do you wear a dress?

 

Oh no

 

I wear your wife’s pants

 

Hurt feelings report incoming. 3,2,1…….

 

someone sounds like a little boy with his come backs. U must have a cx500 as well

 

Anyone gonna let me and da wife borrow their truck for a day?

 

You can borrow the truck, if I can borrow your wife.

 

Or your wife can ride in my truck.

 

That’s too clever for me to rebutt. You win the internet today sir. I’m thankful for your wit and insight on this day.

 

I’ve been arguing with my children since they got up, it is exhausting. Thankfully they will never drive a shebby

 

I’m thankful for such a great community of gents. If someone would only let us borrow their truck for a day…

 

French toast, I’ve decided it’s your truck we are borrowing. What time tomorrow?

 

Oh wait you have a ridge line

 

It’s got a coola in the back though

 

I have a white double cab 8' bed.
Can your wife handle an extra big white one?

 

Not that color matters once you're inside

 

As per what I’ve found she’s looking for black one. No gold rims

 

Works for my colt45s

 

Add two zig zags, that's all you'll need

 

Look, everyone knows black trucks are the fastest. I've even helped white vehicles get up to speed in a respectable manner, but its not really worth the thanks you get. & i'm sure you know how useless all-terrains are. Like a worn out MT. But hey, i cant judge, if trucks were for going fast, they wouldnt be trucks.

 

I had a white S-10 in high school. Then I grew up.

 

What in the Holy Hell is going on in this thread; entirely too much debauchery

OP, you have earned yourself a permanent spot on Santa's naughty list for starting all this crap

Your household is clearly filled will anger and unsatisfied souls... Feel free to send your wife up to the North Pole, and we'll be happy to keep her warm through the Holidays for you

...and maybe send her back to you w/some new skills

 

Great... and now I've got a bunch of FGT dudes and a NWBP hi-5'ing me for my post in here

None of y'all had the gumption, foresight or kind-hearted holiday spirit to sign up for the 2023 Secret Santa event; and now you're all 'Team North Pole Mafia'

@NWBP, @FrenchToasty , @FirstGenVol , @des2mtn

You are all on my 2024 Naughty List In fact, I don't think a single FGT dude signed up this year for the event; this saddens my heart
@455h0le_dachshund you get a pass since you weren't even here for sign-ups; I expect to be seein' you next year...

Santa has to get back to North Pole duties... Plus OP's wife is learning how to properly bake Santa his favorite cookies

 

Festivus for the rest of us

 

Deal.