Tundras live: A Bunch of Idiots And A Bunch of BS- Resume discussion group

Facts were spoken here.

 

I despise that kind of "comedy." You need a first gen so @bmf4069 can put you in the corner of shame.

 

I legit would get hauled up for it and they'd probably block the sites and send out an email cautioning work computers for personal use and I'd have to do that stupid training again.

Not even kidding.

 

You're not my real dad!

 

Now with butt dimples!

 

Nope, but psychosis got into HR and tore through several departments. I'm also servant class. I don't get to have informal humor, especially off color, with the upper crust.

 

I'm taking a nap before continuing holiday preparations.

 

Yikes! I missed this. Dang. Hate to watch this.

 

Lots of those in Hawaii, not in this picture though..

 

Clearly you could use a refresher.... and some anger management classes

 

Ever notice how most HR chicks are freakin' stacked, and they give one of either side of the extreme polar opposites....

1: Shirt covers completely up to her neck, but it's freakin' stretched so tight you grab the eye-pro so you don't lose an eye when the buttons pop.

2: Every possible, policy following, square inch of her breast flesh is exposed, and she's starring you down like, 'go ahead perv... take a good hard stare at them and see what happens'

 

x2 @NWPirate

 

And in either case, her employee badge is hung in the middle… so you never get to see her name.

 

I already posted the only one I have on my phone, the other pictures live in my head.

 

@T-Rex266

...you know what to do

 

We had an HR receptionist that wore deep vee/scoop necks, tight shirts, short skirts/dresses, or any combo thereof. When she sat behind the counter in front of the HR dept., if you even remotely looked down towards her you got either a near panty shot or could see damn near down to her belly from her shirt. Though this was a few years ago (sorry, no pics), before anyone asks, yes, she was in her mid/late twenties and hot. Whenever I had to go there for training (only time I've ever looked forward to mandatory supervisor training, btw) I had to look directly at her eyes, which weren't bad either, or at the wall slightly above her head. She knew what she was doing.