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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:16 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    That was filmed in Seattle. "He" wasn't born with nuts. That's a mini-carrot.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    It's definitely PG-13 but they've specifically used examples of "you can't have pics of your spouse in a bathing suit on your desk" type of stuff. It'd be awkward if the CEO walked by my desk as I scrolled by that, and he does walk behind my desk at times.
     
  3. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:16 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm just glad @GODZILLA didn't open that up at work; we'd never hear the end of it :rant:
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    So fucking wrong. Cashews are the retarted cousins of the legume family. The crack-head cousin no one wants to invite to the party.
     
  5. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:17 PM
    Outbound

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    It's a Peterboat.
     
  6. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:18 PM
    GODZILLA

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    You need to keep reading. As usual.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Is that the chick version of motorboating?
     
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  8. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:18 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    You definitely want to stay away from the "Little truck" forum then....

    We even had a "MOD" ask about polishing and sanding Balls...o_O :p :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

    The "Good old days" of free speech and no one's "Panties getting tight.." :bowdown::bowdown:
     
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  9. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:19 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Dunno. You tell me.
     
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  10. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:21 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    If I had to guess one person in this thread that wears panties it would be @T-Rex266

    :nuclear:
     
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  11. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:21 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Was a legit question that I don't know the answer to. :notsure:
     
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  12. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:21 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    You drove a Volvo for a living :boink:

    What goes on in the confines of a Semi stays within the Semi...:hattip:
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Seen. "He" feels "seen".
     
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  14. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You need to back off the gin...
     
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  15. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:23 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Last time I was around a mannequin (personequin?) there was a sexual harassment discussion. True story. Saved for a campfire.
     
  16. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:23 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Uh, nope. Peterbilts for the most part, with a GMC topkick abomination in there as well. I've never driven, or been inside, a Volvo vehicle.
     
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    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Nope NOPE Nope :tumbleweed:

    I seem to get :smash::smash::smash: when I speak "Ill Of Mods" especially those that wear lacy things :notsure::notsure::notsure:
     
  18. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:26 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Too late...I'm 3 deep. Wait, what?
     
  19. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:27 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yup!
     
  20. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Screenshot_20230219_220854.jpg
     
  21. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:29 PM
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    I bite my tongue on serious questions until I'm in the "ask the staff" section. I know that in there I can speak more freely because it is only staff and it won't be viewed as inciting mutiny. Still, being respectful should be part of communication whenever possible. Basically, just be sure to tell @T-Rex266 he looks pretty before you comment on his lacy things.
     
  22. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:30 PM
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    I think that's actually walnuts and pecans. Great ingredients for cookies, banana nut bread, etc. but just straight out of the shell? Nope. Don't taste good.
     
  23. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:34 PM
    BeauDacious

    BeauDacious 040 > all other colors

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    Nope.
     
  24. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:35 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Do y'all NOT READ the fine print....:notsure::notsure::notsure:

    The LIL truck forum :stirthepot::stirthepot::stirthepot:

    No wonder we need Siri to tell us what to do nowadays.... :lalala::lalala::lalala: and to think I thought only 3rd & 4th gen Tacoma owners were

    :goingcrazy::goingcrazy::goingcrazy::goingcrazy::goingcrazy::goingcrazy:


    On that note ,

    Old Man going back quiet :hattip:
     
  25. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:38 PM
    BeauDacious

    BeauDacious 040 > all other colors

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    You cant properly discuss nuts without knowing about the butter they produce.
     
  26. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:50 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Many of the mods are the same on both forums. Also, your comment was a response to a one made about THIS thread. Nothing to do with TW at all. You may want to listen to Siri more because you sound kind of lost. :p
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Seeing how I have an ambushed signature line and description, and a rainbow banner draped across my screen name... I'm pretty sure he's gonna have to be a bit accommodating as well on his end :cool:
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Speaking of nuts, check out all the speakers on this nut job's Taco. :crazy:
    20231116_115428.jpg
     
  29. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:57 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    That poke will haunt me to my grave.
     
  30. Nov 21, 2023 at 8:00 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    So did that person say "Yeah, take the pic. But hide my face; don't want to be seen wearing Crocks?"
     

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