Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Jokes on you, I actually would be fine getting hit by a bus.

 

I'm ready to get hit by a bus or fall off the roof. But with my luck, I'd live.

 

truth.
but at 7am it's not quite as bad on the flight there. 7am flights back suck.

Doesn't help this trip is literally the week of the F1 race - will be flying out Thursday morning as the whole crowd will be flying in for the weekend.

 

Are you sure that 'black sand' wasn't someone's 'remains'; and you stirred up some dark ghostly voo-doo shit????

 

Maybe Pele was mad at me for the dark ghostly voodoo shit I left in the hotel.

 

I got to see the black sand beaches when we were in Hawaii years ago. They're pretty neat. It never occurred to me to pilfer some.

 

Whenever I'm somewhere unique, especially if there's a chance I'll never make it back there, I'm always thinking about bringing a piece back.
Not sure why. It's all shit that'll end up in a footlocker in someone's attic and get thrown out 30 yrs after I'm dead.

 

Glad it's an early flight then. Bet your room will cost 3-4x if you stayed another day! They're saying that race will likely be the most expensive ever. What a zoo...

 

Dark...

 

Visited SNP a few years ago to see the giant Sequoias. The cones on the ground were the size of fukn footballs.
You're not s'posed to take shit from national parks. But as we were leaving, I heard a thud right next to me. Turned around and it was a freshly fallen cone. I actually caught the last bit of movement after it hit the ground. Figured it was a sign, so I bagged it. It was smaller than most of them, but still huge.
I mean, how do you see pine cones the size of your head and not bring one home to show people? Or, just to look at it once in awhile and think, that's a big fukn pine cone.

 

So you're like that guy in Saving Private Ryan who scrapes up a jar of dirt in each country?

 

Whatever they have that's cool. Dirt, rocks, sand....I almost brought a chick home from Canada once. She was a little too unique so I left her there. I wouldn't mind bringing home a 250 lb buck from Saskatchewan, or a dinosaur bone from the Alberta badlands.

 

Maybe a urinal cake from a Buc-ees bathroom

 

A dino bone might be tough, but a shellfish fossil is probably possible and easier to come across in the Alberta badlands. I have a 20lb+ chunk of petrified wood I found on a river here in northern Alberta.

My cousin is a part time big game guide in Saskatchewan, he might be able to connect you with a buck or at least know someone who could.

 

It is a certified shit-show down here (more than usual). Traffic's already a mess with all the fences and barricades and stuff.

 

83° and sunny!

 

Busy busy!

I'm waiting in line to pick up a high quality, dependable rental FCA product.

 

We're s'posed to have a mild winter, but it's still been mostly in the 40s and rainy.
No rain today. I'll take dry and chilly over wet any day. Be nice to squeeze in a few more sunny 50* days, but I'm sure that'll happen while I'm at work.

 

A Pacifica? I've rented them twice. I love those vans.

 

Nah, 4 door Wrangler. Probably come with the shitty turbo 4 banger

 

Nope...cannot like that.

 

Wrangler. Do we have an emoji that thumbs down, or does the jerkoff motion with a disappointed expression?

 

Good luck with all of that. I've read the locals are pretty pissed with all the road construction. Apparently it has been going on for weeks...

Man, I'm having flashbacks of my last trip down there. Still gives me shivers...

 

I love em. I was considering getting one but the wife acted like she was too cool for a minivan. But she drives a fukn Ford 3 cyl.
Whatevs. The Pacifica is a sweet ride.

 

I actually like them, for a rental. Besides a TRX, this would be my first choice for FCA

 

All the rentals are jeeps and Nissan altimas.
All kidding aside, I picked a minivan because I wanted to be comfortable and have tons of room for our shit. There's nowhere you need 4wd on any of the islands.