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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:37 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Hey, did you know your shrimp looked yucky?
     
  2. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:38 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Don't get me wrong, I would have eaten them..
    But I would have had the dress them up a little..:D

    Garçon, please bring me some red pepper and garlic butter..:thumbsup:
     
  3. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:38 PM
    TILLY

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    I splurged tonight. :anonymous:

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  4. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:42 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Would, but what's the red stuff?
    Pickled bell peppers or onions?:confused:
    And where is the rice............:eek2:
     
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  5. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:44 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    They probably call it pork, but could be anything
     
  6. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:47 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Kitty kitty kitty...

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:47 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Longer than you will be alive. And you'll either look like a dork or get sucked into a vortex into another dimension. In which case you will no longer exist in this forum.
    Unless you can maybe bring sew crates and beef oven back with you.
     
  8. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:47 PM
    TILLY

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    No rice tonight, had chicken and rice soup for lunch. The red things are boneless spareribs. :hungry:
     
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  9. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:48 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    It was good lol.
    We were the lucky ones who ended up getting the waitress who was on the floor her first day. Literally 10 seconds into seating, she comes and asks for our drink order. The wife was in a panic looking for wine.
    She did ok, but gave us the wrong salad, then took it away, and never came back with the original lol. I let it go. She was young and like I said, it was her first day. (Granted, we did not know that until she brought the bill over and told us). I still tipped her 25% as I know she was nervous and trying.
     
  10. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:50 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    On the way home, a few blocks away- my stomach said “Hey, see those speed limit signs? Not that you ever obey them, but right now that is purely a suggestion and suggestion only. Get home.”
    Ended up deciding to shower after :laugh:

    I don’t think we (at least I) will be returning to that restaurant. Food was decent, but wife wasn’t too impressed regardless of all the hype it continues to have over the many years it’s been there.
     
  11. Nov 4, 2023 at 7:02 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Live and learn...
    Chain restaurants are not the answer, except for your 5 Guys..:rolleyes:

    May I suggest a few recommendations for your next special occasion outing.
    She is worth it.
    My wife usually sticks with Cabernets and merlots, I drink whatever Italian beer they have......:thumbsup:

    Osteria Marco

    Venice Ristorante & Wine Bar – The Best Italian Restaurant in Denver, Colorado
     
  12. Nov 4, 2023 at 7:05 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Maybe they're different in the US but the ones here are definitely family restaurants. The great appeal for my wife and her family is that they're cheap.
     
  14. Nov 4, 2023 at 7:13 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Was she hot?
     
  15. Nov 4, 2023 at 7:13 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Life is way too short to eat CHEAP food.
    If you like Golden Corral type food, God bless you..
    I'd rather not eat than eat in a buffet situation.
    Unless I'm on a $$$ resort on vacation...

    90% of the time we eat together, I cook, and I don't skimp on it.
    I'll use tenderloin to make beef nachos..
    But when we go out to eat, it's a decent restaurant.

    The only chain we will eat at is Texas Roadhouse.
    Good food, GREAT salads, cold beer, and a TEXAS atmosphere..
    Otherwise, we go to independent non-chain restaurants..
    YMMV...
     
  16. Nov 4, 2023 at 7:14 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Tipped her 25%, hell yes...:spending:
     
  17. Nov 4, 2023 at 7:14 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I literally could have eaten 5G after too lol

    There are only two OSF locations in this state. Maybe the other one is better
     
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    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    TWSS
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Nah. She was ok, but nothing appealing- to me at least.

    When we go out for date nights (maybe 1-2x a year) We usually hit the high end steak houses I surprise her with.
     
  20. Nov 4, 2023 at 7:17 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    For God's sake man don't go back there.
    Give me the shits once, shame on me.
    Give me the shits twice, it's on me, literally...:eek2:

    I'll never eat at Panera again.
    Ate there for years with no issues.
    Last time I went, I had it coming out of both ends for 3 days.
    It was either the chicken salad on the sandwich or the lettuce on the sandwich.

    Never again..
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Ya I won’t be back. I was there in 2018 and it was great. Seems to have lost its touch since. Of course, back then I was a drinker and our group had quite a few before so that may have played a part. I haven’t thrown up since I was maybe 19. Not a puker, fortunately. My stomach can usually handle anything
     
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  22. Nov 4, 2023 at 7:25 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Tough as nails Brother...:thumbsup:

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    Me after my last trip to Panera..:eek2:

     
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    Ya it destroyed my guts lol. Oh well, good cleansing :rofl:
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ....you said cookie :laugh:

    :cookiemonster:
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Yes....
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Here is my dinner tonight with my bestie..
    Time to eat...

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    WTH are the whitish pinkish curly fry looking things in the pasta???
     
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    I've never seen an amuse-bouche meatball before :boink:
     
  29. Nov 4, 2023 at 7:45 PM
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    No, we just do that to you.

    Ha! Got eeeem!!

    I see you're having the most fun out of anyone here.

    Team Bigfoot for life!!

    42.
     
  30. Nov 4, 2023 at 7:45 PM
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    They put it on top... I'd send it back!!!!!
     

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