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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 4, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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    Nope. No shifter either. :D
     
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    Didn’t drive the Tundra or I would have. I would have crushed the donut competition.
     
  6. Nov 4, 2023 at 4:38 PM
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    I don’t know who enjoyed it more. Myself or the kids. Don’t care how old you get monster trucks are cool.
     
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    Agreed Grave Digger hasn’t changed much but Bigfoot was my favorite as a kid.
     
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    I loved Grave Digger, Monster Vette, The Michigan Ice Monster, and USA-1 as a kid.
     
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  14. Nov 4, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Help me with some math.
    If I spend $260 on vortex generators to stick all over the truck and reduce fuel consumption by 3%,.....
    @$3.70/gal and averaging 15.5 mpg,
    If I leave Chicago at 1pm, traveling @60 mph,
    How long will it take me to save $260?
     
  15. Nov 4, 2023 at 5:17 PM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    WTF?
     
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    I ordered it with a side of shrimp
     
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    All of it
     
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    You ordered shrimp with spaghetti.
    I don't know if I can trust you.
     
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    Those things look like Grubs. o_O
     
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    Sea grubs.
     
  21. Nov 4, 2023 at 5:42 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    At least grubs taste like peanut butter.
    Shrimp tastes like fish food.
     
  22. Nov 4, 2023 at 5:54 PM
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    Holy shit.
    The Lord of the rings movies are over 20 yrs old already.
     
  23. Nov 4, 2023 at 5:58 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    As a wee lad I fell asleep during the first one in the theater, woke up during the ogre fight
     
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    I was hoping it would have been mixed in the spaghetti :(
     
  25. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Depends on how much you spend on beer and cigarettes..:eek::cool:
     
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    :puke:
     
  28. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:11 PM
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    I love me some shrimps..
    But those look the most out of place, unseasoned, boring, and naked shrimp ever served..:eek::(

    Toss those fuckers in a spicy vodka sauce on some penne pasta and I'm all in.
    Sprinkle with freshly grated parmesan and red pepper flakes for the win..

    My favorite dish at my favorite Italian restaurant.
    Just the right amount of protein, sauce, and pasta.
    Served with a Peroni or 4...:thumbsup:

    Home | Rockwall, TX 75032 - Giovanni - Restaurant in Rockwall, TX (giovannirockwalltx.com)

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  29. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:22 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    So, the wife went to see Joe Bonamassa with her best girlfriend tonight.
    As much as I love music, I have no idea who that is..:confused:

    So tonight it's Maverick and I drinking beers and hanging out.
    The plan was to make steaks, roasted potatoes, and grilled asparagus..
    After doing yard work most of the day, the plan is now to drink beer, reheat the pizza she bought home last night, and chill out.

    I'll cook the steaks, asparagus, and potatoes for dinner tomorrow night.
    I've already reset all the clocks in the house.
    I'm already a few sheets to the wind.
    So if I post senselessly, as I'm known to do, you'll know why....:thumbsup: :cheers:
     
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  30. Nov 4, 2023 at 6:33 PM
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    I thought it was going to be mixed into the spaghetti, not literally on the side
     

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