Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

How long can you have the shits, and do you really want to shit yourself to death? If that's the plan, we need your full name so we can keep an eye out for your obit. and the headline.

 

Snickers has peanuts in it, which is actual food with protein in it.
I'll bet I could survive a long time if I was stranded on an island with a crashed Halloween candy cargo plane,.....or however TF I would end up in that situation.

 

I would probably survive longer if I didn't know that, since most of survival is mental.
Thanks a lot.

 

You need to manifest some better luck, my friend!

It really sucks about your truck though, I feel for ya. I slid into a tree almost one year to the day after getting my truck. Dented the bedside, not major damage but it still made me sick

 

Get outta the house!

 

Once you're rocking back and forth, listening for patterns in the hammering, you're gone. He can't be helped

 

I work from home, and I'm at work... The other 200+ work days this year are just fine, though...

 

I’m gonna be 51 soon, so at least 51 years.

 

Finally had a minute to read that.

That's a bummer, Ron. Good storytelling there, but sucks you had to live it for us to get the entertaining read.

 

Well these are a damn disappointment.

I thought they’d tasted like a toasted marshmallow. I should’ve looked at the pic better - there’s a tiny little stick of cinnamon in the mug.

So it’s basically vanilla and cinnamon.

Thank God I have all of those Kit Kats I pulled out of the Halloween candy before we passed it out to the local hoodlums.

 

You're not 51 yet. It might only be 50.95 years.

 

I just had a bag of the fudge brownie M&M's.
Shit needs to stop.

 

It does say Toasty Vanilla.

 

Joel must've misread it as Toes-ty Vanilla

 

Voting to begin Thursday for adding the word Toes-ty to the OED.

 

OED?

 

Oxford English Dictionary. The supposedly absolute authority on all English words.

 

Ah, thank you for clarifying.

 

It doesn’t say “cinnamon toasty” damn it!

I didn’t have my readers with me…

 

See if you bought them on Amazon you could have returned them.

 

You know me too well.

I ended up giving them to my bro-in-law. Eddie is the opposite of you and Mikey, he’ll eat anything.

 

BTW, Mikey eats anything!

 

And they are facing opposite directions