Whats everyone being for Halloween?

That sounds like work. Besides, I already trademarked the title of The Cutest Toddler Ever™. No need to compete over it.

 

There will be beer reward after.

 

I may have to send my Ninja......old pic...

 

I don’t do the whole halloween thing, so I’m just going to be an a$$h0le like I am every other day of the year.

 

Party time! See the resemblance?

 

I’m going to be a stripper.

 

I’ve got a 2.5 year old and a 6 month old, both girls. We’re a Frozen theme this year The 2 year old is going to be Anna, 6 month old is Olaf, wife is Elsa, and I’m Sven the reindeer. It’s a sick hat, that’s it. Gonna rock a brown t shirt and call it a day. Will work great because we do a Halloween party every year so I’m running around cooking most of the night. Should be great

 

Copy cat.

 

Uh

 

Listen, I have been working on that exact costume for decades. You can’t just take it from me by announcing it on the internet. You lousy copycat.

 

Pfft. You are what you eat, and this was my favourite doughnut before it was your favourite doughnut.

 

And the winning costume is…

 

I'm going as a ruggedly handsome IT guy.

 

Where did you buy your mask?

 

I’m going to just be “broke” as in out of money. I’m handing out full sized Hershey bars this year. They have really jumped up in price!

 

I'm going as Capt' Jack and my wife will be wearing a CocaCola (Coke) dress.

 

I'm not going as at all. It's a felony where I live. Jimmy Fallon did an excellent documentary about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2HGagwK8BU

 

Store bought Flintstones costumes but we won the family costume contest at the children's museum thanks to a little bit of painted cardboard clipped to the wagon!