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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:26 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Trying to find a new nail trim place for my dog. Our old place is closing up and made a few recommendations. Was reviewing the services of one of the recommendations and saw "...and anal gland expression".

    Didn't need that today. Now I cannot unsee that.
     
  2. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    It is 100 percent worth paying for if your dog is one that requires it. Absolutely disgusting.
     
  3. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:31 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    WTF is that? Or do I want to know?
     
  4. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:34 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I’ve heard of that. Not a job I would do


    Aren’t there people out there who eat ass? Sign them up.
     
  5. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:36 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    YouTube it :p
     
  6. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:38 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Umm, I don't think so.
     
  7. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:39 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Had to have that done for Stella regularly. Absolutely worth it. makes the dogs life better and avoids the glands getting impacted and requiring surgery.

    If you have a dog, you want to know.
     
  8. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:40 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Godammit, OK.
     
  9. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:46 PM
    T-Rex266

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    We have had the same groomer for at least 10 years. She great. All three dogs cost us $75 (pre-tip). She grandfathered us in as she no longer services large dogs, but our two pits are an exception.
     
  10. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:48 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Still has a string in her mouth from a toy

     
  11. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:53 PM
    JMB

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    That looks unpleasant.
    Although I did see one quote that is awesome.

    "think about it, what a wonderful world it would be if we solve conflicts with butt spray".

    Sounds like a Louis Armstrong song.

    I see trees of green
    And butt spray too
     
  12. Oct 24, 2023 at 5:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You could always use the caffeine, aspirin, ephedrine stack....
     
  13. Oct 24, 2023 at 6:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    The glands (sacs) provide moisture for the passing of stool... Sometimes they get backed up, and they can get infected if not expressed :thumbsup:
     
  14. Oct 24, 2023 at 6:02 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Could always just do cocaine too.
     
  15. Oct 24, 2023 at 6:11 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    True.... but then you couldn't impress your gym buddies by saying, 'The synergistic effects of this stack are unmatched... here feel this' :laugh:
     
  16. Oct 24, 2023 at 6:30 PM
    JMB

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    I've learned something. In a lot of years of dog ownership, I don't know if it hasn't happened or I never noticed.

    Growing up, my dad raised rabbit dogs, Beagles, and then coon dogs. I learned how to give vaccines, rabies and the other stuff like distemper and kennel cough. But I don't remember ever sticking a finger up a dog's ass.

    This is the guy that said butt spray is the answer to world peace.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JInacZPRkw
     
  17. Oct 24, 2023 at 6:33 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Only if you also get some hookers. Cause just like chocolate and peanut butter goes better in a Reese's Cup, hookers and blow just go together.
     
  18. Oct 24, 2023 at 7:43 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The new Reese’s for Halloween are garbage, I remember eating tin foil as a kid before I knew what I was doing…..
    Now they add a extra peelable loose wrapper, and they also taste way different, almost a coffee taste? So did the Kit Kat; maybe it’s just garbage candy they mass produce for Halloween…….
     
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    GODZILLA

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    @LarryDangerfield you're our man on the inside. What have they done to the candy condoms and why?
     
  20. Oct 24, 2023 at 7:45 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    Is he secretly Willy wonka?
     
  21. Oct 24, 2023 at 7:47 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Well that sucks. I'm not a big candy guy, but the Reese's Christmas tree ones are like crack. Totally a different taste than regular Reese's and god damn worth the diabetes.
     
  22. Oct 24, 2023 at 7:48 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    The trees and even the pumpkins are usually bomb, im talking about the tiny cups usually in foil.
    Butterfinger also changed their recipe many years ago, maybe wonka can chime in on that debacle too
     
  23. Oct 24, 2023 at 7:51 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    ever catch your dog scootching it's ass across your carpet? Might want to check about having that procedure done...
     
  24. Oct 24, 2023 at 7:52 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    That's a different way to put it :laugh:
     
  25. Oct 24, 2023 at 7:52 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  26. Oct 24, 2023 at 7:56 PM
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    You forgot to add Charline Sheen and Lindsay Lohan (I think) to it
     
  27. Oct 24, 2023 at 8:06 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    We make the bag that holds the 50 or however many small foil wrapped cups but have nothing to do with the paper or foil they come wrapped in. I'm sorry I couldn't be more helpful. If it makes it any better they are doing Reese's skeletons this year.
     
  28. Oct 24, 2023 at 8:17 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I eat 90% of sharing sized bag of M&M’s once week
    Mixed bag.
    Fight me

    not against Recess, KitKat, or Butterfinger
     
  29. Oct 24, 2023 at 8:18 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    Mixed bag?
    I’m a peanut enimin(as my youngest calls them) fan
     
  30. Oct 24, 2023 at 8:26 PM
    FrenchToasty

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