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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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    24.1%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    9 vote(s)
    31.0%
  1. Oct 21, 2023 at 12:39 AM
    GODZILLA

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    To be honest, I've kinda done that. I was super excited and the thrill/joy of it dulled my perceptions. Kinda like asking why you'd date somebody with an annoying habit; because the honeymoon phase made you a little blind.
     
  2. Oct 21, 2023 at 12:39 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I am bored as hell right now....
     
  3. Oct 21, 2023 at 12:39 AM
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    What do you usually do for entertainment?
     
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  4. Oct 21, 2023 at 12:40 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sorry, but the tundra ain't that.... it's a freakin' truck not someone you're slamming face down into a pillow!!!!
     
  5. Oct 21, 2023 at 12:41 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    What I need to be doing is figuring out an anniversary gift and such for the wife, or I could be putting my fog lights in :D
     
  6. Oct 21, 2023 at 12:43 AM
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    :devil:
     
  7. Oct 21, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I think GT was sleep typing...
     
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  8. Oct 21, 2023 at 12:50 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Wonder if he's out in the trailer? :monocle:
     
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  9. Oct 21, 2023 at 12:51 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's gonna be harder for her to sneak up on him out there :laugh:
     
  10. Oct 21, 2023 at 12:57 AM
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    The level of joy and connection to a vehicle differs person to person. Some see it as nothing but a means of conveyance, while others, myself included, it was the first thing that actually offered freedom. An escape from lots of shit because you could just go, so it's a bit more romanticized and deep.
     
  11. Oct 21, 2023 at 1:01 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    I can appreciate that perspective...
     
  12. Oct 21, 2023 at 1:36 AM
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    I am struggle-bussing on this hitch. Really not wanting to be here this week.
     
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  13. Oct 21, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Power through buddy!
     
  14. Oct 21, 2023 at 2:20 AM
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    Plan to.

    Your plant staying quiet? Have you watered it recently? :rimshot:
     
  15. Oct 21, 2023 at 2:31 AM
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    :laugh:
    Real quiet, plenty of water rolling through here!
     
  16. Oct 21, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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    So, legitimately, when it's all going smoothly on nights, what do you do to pass the time?

    I personally surf the forum a bit, though activity drops off at night, and then yootoob fills the time. I've found a few channels I enjoy, and even some with some live streams that I pop on.
     
  17. Oct 21, 2023 at 3:46 AM
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    There's a lot of regular maintenance we do that's keeps us busy, also a lot of projects that come and go. Lately we have been upgrading old lighting to LED.
    We're not expected to bust ass all night every night, more so here to keep the units online.

    I've been watching 1923 lately :D
     
  18. Oct 21, 2023 at 3:49 AM
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    Nice that there is something productive to do then. Even if it's not a big deal, it's something.

    Not sure what 1923 is. TV show?
     
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    Yeah, it helps pass the time.

    A Tombstone spin-off series
     
  20. Oct 21, 2023 at 4:31 AM
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    10 minute power nap did nada. Still dead ass tired. Might snooze in my truck before I go home in 30 minutes.:bored:
     
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    Tombstone? Like Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday Tombstone?
     
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    Sorry :facepalm:Yellowstone
     
  23. Oct 21, 2023 at 4:34 AM
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    Oooooh. LOL
     
  24. Oct 21, 2023 at 4:39 AM
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    Don't you have a short drive? I would get my ass in bed, lol
     
  25. Oct 21, 2023 at 4:41 AM
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    Yes. It's short, but it's also full of deer and idiots that go walking while it's dark in their dark clothing. I'm sure the shift hand off will wake me up enough that I can't sleep for hours though. Usually how it goes.
     
  26. Oct 21, 2023 at 4:54 AM
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    Deer are worth one point, idiots are worth two. Good luck
     
  27. Oct 21, 2023 at 4:56 AM
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    :rofl:
     
  28. Oct 21, 2023 at 5:41 AM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I would like you to try a recipe for me.
    Find some fresh feces (it can be human, canine, feline, ungulate, reptile, a combo of all, etc.) Collect roughly 2 cups worth and preferably fresh.
    Mix and spread into a 9" pie crust (premade, already in a pie tin will suffice).
    Bake @275 for 25-30 min
    Remove and let cool for 10 min
    Get a fork, tuck a napkin in you shirt collar and enjoy.
     
  29. Oct 21, 2023 at 5:45 AM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    We have cinder block season.
    But we have a 2 cinder block cap.
    Because no one needs 10 cinder blocks to kill a deer.
     
  30. Oct 21, 2023 at 6:05 AM
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    Dodged the deer and idiots, though somebody dumped a pile of dead rabbits in the middle of my road. Like 40 dead rabbits in the middle of the road.

    On that happy note, I'm going to bed.
     

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