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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    7 vote(s)
    24.1%
  3. No

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    9 vote(s)
    31.0%
  1. Oct 20, 2023 at 5:20 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Is she hot?
     
  2. Oct 20, 2023 at 5:30 AM
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    Ya I can watch anything from 7 days back, from any channel. I just enjoy it being live. (The show does have a 10-15 min buffer for censoring.)
     
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  3. Oct 20, 2023 at 5:46 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    It's a he, so no, sorry.
     
  4. Oct 20, 2023 at 6:03 AM
    20GR8 Super

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    We had the last flag football game of the season last night for the oldest. Scored a touchdown and had a couple of really good defensive plays. Proud Dad moment when it starts to click and come together.
     
  5. Oct 20, 2023 at 6:44 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  6. Oct 20, 2023 at 6:52 AM
    T-Rex266

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  7. Oct 20, 2023 at 6:53 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Does a spare tire that was mounted up but never had to be used count as another brand I've ran? Because I could add another to the list if so :D
     
  8. Oct 20, 2023 at 7:01 AM
    Outbound

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    I have a few things I'd like to add to the CoC...
     
  9. Oct 20, 2023 at 7:03 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    No raccoons
     
  10. Oct 20, 2023 at 7:04 AM
    20GR8 Super

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  11. Oct 20, 2023 at 7:05 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Cmonnnn I paid for it, and it hung under the truck, totally counts!
     
  12. Oct 20, 2023 at 7:08 AM
    Outbound

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    I was gonna say something like newbies should have to post a picture of their truck within their first 10 posts.

    But now you made it personal, so scratch that. New idea.

    No White Claw allowed and spare tire brands don't count.
     
  13. Oct 20, 2023 at 7:13 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Actually loled. Haven't had a white claw in quite a while!!! I agree with your proposal except for what if they haven't bought a tundra yet but are learning about them, only 9 posts and then they can't chat till they buy?
     
  14. Oct 20, 2023 at 7:14 AM
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    Fine. Whatever.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    I want forum flogging for asking about best oil, clunk from engine bay in the morning, improving/complaining MPGs and anything to do with tire sizes.
     
  16. Oct 20, 2023 at 8:08 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    What's the biggest oil filter I can fit with a lowering kit?
     
  17. Oct 20, 2023 at 8:13 AM
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    :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::fistbump:
     
  18. Oct 20, 2023 at 9:01 AM
    20GR8 Super

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    Come on man! I really want to know what it takes to fit 37’s. They are the new 35’s. I feel left out. ;)
     
  19. Oct 20, 2023 at 9:02 AM
    20GR8 Super

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    Who needs a filter. :notsure:
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Also the DTE/volume to fill the fuel tank
     
  21. Oct 20, 2023 at 9:07 AM
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    but you didn't actually "RUN" it
    unless you actually put it on the truck and drove with it.
     
  22. Oct 20, 2023 at 9:08 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Damnit!
     
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    Why did my leaf springs invert when I filled the bed with gravel for my patio paver project?
     
  24. Oct 20, 2023 at 9:10 AM
    RainMan_PNW

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    wHy ArE tHeRe 6 GaLlOnS oF gAs LeFt In ThE tAnK wHeN i FiLl Up?! :duh:
     
  25. Oct 20, 2023 at 9:12 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I quite enjoy the people who say you are going to die in a fiery crash that takes innocent lives because you went 150 pounds over payload and that same day they talk up the tundra saying it's so strong and capable it's pretty much a 3/4 ton truck.
     
  26. Oct 20, 2023 at 10:12 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Shit, knew I was forgetting one!

    I think the whole “needs to be submerged in fuel for cooling” theory has been disproven too, but that BS lives on.
     
  27. Oct 20, 2023 at 10:16 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    I do enjoy the “why can’t my 1/2 ton truck do 1 ton things” crowd. Especially the bitchez that complain about capacity after buying the truck. As if the payload sticker reduced by 500lbs when they drove home from the dealership.
     
  28. Oct 20, 2023 at 10:31 AM
    20GR8 Super

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    Serious question, do you guys actually use that? I never even look at that screen on mine.
     
  29. Oct 20, 2023 at 10:49 AM
    RainMan_PNW

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    My “home” screen on the instrument cluster is the tank average MPG and DTE. Partly because I don’t need digital speedometer right next to the analog one and no other options for a “home” screen really matter to me now that I don’t have the digital compass (after replacing head unit).
    But I don’t really use it for anything
     
  30. Oct 20, 2023 at 10:53 AM
    20GR8 Super

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    Gotcha. My oldschool 2nd Gen I have to cycle through the info screens to get to it and just never choose to leave it on that screen.
     

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