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  1. Jul 29, 2015 at 11:27 AM
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    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Message: billboard in Wisconsin.

     
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    Camburg Fox factory 2.5" lift Xd monsters with 295/70/18 nitto terra graplerrs Corsa cat back Weather tech liners Wet okole covers
    See you got a good beer there Sean!!
     
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  3. Jul 29, 2015 at 7:27 PM
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    While I support our home state, it would not be my first pick from the Coors brewery, but I'm not going to complain as its better than being in the office all day :)
     
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  4. Jul 29, 2015 at 10:25 PM
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    Some Mods :) See build thread for details
    Owned by canada now :(
     
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  5. Jul 30, 2015 at 11:31 AM
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    Relentless Eric @Relentless Fab Vendor

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    Just a few, more to come
    Getting closer to a color match front.

     
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  6. Jul 30, 2015 at 1:52 PM
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    Mike Tread lightly.

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    yep bank account is running low from it..
    America has been sold out for years.
     
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  7. Jul 31, 2015 at 4:05 PM
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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Feels a lot better.1438383875051-996411982.jpg
     
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  8. Jul 31, 2015 at 4:21 PM
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    LOTSOFTOYS Toyota Whisperer

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    Those are nice
     
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  9. Jul 31, 2015 at 5:03 PM
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    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Message: greasy handprint I found on my headliner after leaving the dealer for my 10K mile oil change.

     
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  10. Jul 31, 2015 at 5:15 PM
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    LOTSOFTOYS

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    Bring it back and have their detail guys clean it
     
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  11. Jul 31, 2015 at 5:48 PM
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    Yep. That would drive me in-fucking-sain.

    @LOTSOFTOYS when are you back?
     
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  12. Jul 31, 2015 at 6:38 PM
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    LOTSOFTOYS

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    Got in at 430am this morning. Frontier sucks
     
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  13. Jul 31, 2015 at 6:59 PM
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    TruckyTruck Dumbest Username

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    Man... I would be trying to not go ape shat about that.
     
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  14. Jul 31, 2015 at 7:06 PM
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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    ^^^ Agree. Man that would get under my skin.
     
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  15. Aug 1, 2015 at 5:10 AM
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    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    I noticed it about about halfway home. After literally screaming obscenities out loud I called the dealer and bitched. I said it was too late to turn around and I would be unavailable for the weekend. As I continued toward home I couldn't stop staring at it. Not much longer I couldn't take it anymore. With much tire squealing I whipped around and went back.
    It was all I could do to not unload a screaming paragraph of swearing in their faces...
    They brought out a can of spray and rag, cleaned it up and said "Sorry".
    I don't know what makes me more furious- that some asshole actually was that careless or that all I got was a sheepish "Sorry".
    Up until this point I have been super satisfied with this dealership, having left another dealership where I was a long time customer. I left them over something trivial that just rubbed me the wrong way. This really has me pissed. A guy spends all this money to buy a vehicle and this is how they take care of it?
    There are plenty of other people out there who will be happy to take my money.....
     
    AxelsHumanDad, Aug 1, 2015
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  16. Aug 1, 2015 at 6:02 AM
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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    I'm surprised they were able to get it out! Do you know what kind of spray they used?
     
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  17. Aug 1, 2015 at 6:34 AM
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    mdavis

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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    5K oil change this morning. Toyota can keep their "free" maintenance. Also swapping the plastic canister for the aluminum one.1438435918214-1546167525.jpg
     
    mdavis, Aug 1, 2015
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  18. Aug 1, 2015 at 7:25 AM
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    mdavis

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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Old plastic canister.14384372500532001823184.jpg
     
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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    New aluminum canister.14384391579881603125659.jpg
     
    mdavis, Aug 1, 2015
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    That is the safest way that helicopter will ever move. Home builds sketch me out
     
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  21. Aug 1, 2015 at 9:11 AM
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    TruckyTruck Dumbest Username

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    Nice, where did you find that?
     
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  22. Aug 1, 2015 at 9:40 AM
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    mdavis I need a beer.

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    $22 Toyota Genuine Parts - Cap Assy, Oil Filter (15620-31060)
    http://www.amazon.com/Genuine-Toyot...F8&qid=1438447030&sr=8-1&keywords=15620-31060

    Says it will not fit the tundra but all you have to do is take the flute thing that your filter sits around off your old one and put it in the aluminum one. The flute thing that comes with it is too short. The Tundra uses a longer one. Also you'll see in the reviews Tundra owners saying the same thing.
     
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    Daddy's helper to change put the shower cartridge.

     
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    I understand where your coming from, totally do. I try very hard to not get customers cars dirty, i wear gloves almost all day, i have special interior spray incase i do get something. But dont abandoned your dealer beacuse of one mishap. In all reality everyone messes up.... it was fixed, no worries. The tech i gaurentee u got an ear full.
     
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    Long fucking day. Spent 6 hours trying to fix something in the shower and gave up..it's all fucked up
    Had to have a plumber come out and put some close off valve on some lines so I can turn water back on, just minus the master shower...had to cut some dry wall out...249.94 out the door

    To fix it all - $600+

    Talked him a bit more....does side jobs and will do it for $300 out the door ....he's coming back Monday ..better than the $850-900 originally though.
    Found some lines that weren't sawtered (spelling?) right when they built the house....glad I caught it now when I was trying to change the shower cartridge out....water could leak through them and we would have to tear up the tile work and drywall then worry about mold and such
     
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    Never tasted so good as it does now.

     
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Remove that chrome, just sayin
     
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