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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 16, 2023 at 5:51 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    The longest I had a vehicle would have been my '97 Ford escort I got in high school. I want to say I had it for roughly 4 years?
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I'll have it if you don't want it...
     
  4. Oct 16, 2023 at 6:05 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    There's something going on with the 4 yr thing
     
  5. Oct 16, 2023 at 6:22 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I had my Tundra (2nd) for 5 years. Longest I’ve ever owned a vehicle
     
  6. Oct 16, 2023 at 6:24 PM
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    Well, my buddy is back in a Toyota. Found a decent deal on an SR5 4Runner with 90k some odd miles. Was a family car owned locally and in good shape. Honestly, if you just hopped in and drove it you wouldn't think it had over 30k miles. Sucks how it came about, but glad to see him in a Toyota... his wife isn't allowed to drive it.
     
  7. Oct 16, 2023 at 6:32 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    What year? And glad to hear it! I’m sure you had a part in it and good on u dude
     
  8. Oct 16, 2023 at 6:33 PM
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    WBW Resident lurker

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    Let's see. I still own the two cars I've had the longest.

    1989 Daihatsu Charade 1.0 liter, 5-speed purchased new July 31, 1989. Still own it and it still runs.

    1992 Ford Crown Victoria LX ordered from the factory and took delivery June 27, 1992. Still own it too. 50K miles on it. Garage queen.
     
  9. Oct 16, 2023 at 6:36 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Damn, y'all must be rich getting new vehicles every few years. I bought my 1st Tundra in 2000 and kept it until 2013 when I gave it to my son for his first vehicle and he kept it till 2020. I bought my 2014 Tundra in 12/2023 to replace the 2000 I gave my son, and I'm still driving it. I bought my wife a 2013 Venza in 11/2014 and she is still driving that. She has been working from home forever, so it only has 43k on it, should last another decade.
    I'm too damn old and poor to spend $70 on a new truck.
     
  10. Oct 16, 2023 at 6:43 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ah, that explains the beer budget :rofl:
     
  11. Oct 16, 2023 at 6:57 PM
    GODZILLA

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    They said it's a 2018, but no radar cruise. I thought everything had it by 2018, so maybe I'm mis-remembering.
     
  12. Oct 16, 2023 at 6:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    That's weird I also thought 2018 was the year they put it on everything
     
  13. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:02 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Yeah, but aren't Larry years kinda like dog years... so that was like 9 months? Ten?

    :monocle:
     
  14. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:05 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Actually if you follow the proper equation it was more like 100,000 years that I owned it
     
  15. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:07 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Nah, you had it for 4 Larry years. That's like 6-8 real months. :p
     
  16. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:11 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    We're talking how I experienced it. It was literally forever that's how long I owned it
     
  17. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:15 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Maybe the 4R was a year behind?
     
  18. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:19 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I need to see this thing! I love the Crown Vic, such a bulletproof car
     
  19. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:21 PM
    T-Rex266

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    My 2018 didn’t have it

    Love the scream of the CV!
     
  20. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:29 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Fair. Lol
     
  21. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:30 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yes! Must see pics of the CV.

    I had to google pics of the Daihatsu…dang. Umm. Pics of the the Vic!
     
  22. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:32 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    The Ford Escort will go down in history as the first male birth control.

    I hope you are having a hell of a time catching up for those dry years.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I am poor now. Wife just doesn’t realize it
     
  24. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:38 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    He was talking to beavers, alone, when you were gone. So, no he isn't catching up. :rofl:
     
  25. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:42 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    :nuclear:
     
  26. Oct 16, 2023 at 7:48 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I spent my youth (20s, 30s, and 40s) buying a new car every 3 or 4 years.
    That is until I bought a Toyota.
    1997 4-Runner - 8 years
    2005 Tundra - 10 years
    2014 tundra - going on 9 and plan to keep it awhile.

    Like you, I ain't paying $70k for a new truck.
    My 2014 was $37K, the equivalent to it now is $55K +.
    Fuck that.
    I love my 2014 and I see no reason to part with it.
    Even more so with all the Gen 3 mishaps...:cheers:
     
  27. Oct 16, 2023 at 8:04 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Oh come on. It was just a Mustang with twice as many doors and half as many cylinders!
     
  29. Oct 16, 2023 at 8:27 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I bought my 1998 Civic in May 2008 and sold it to my brother in May 2012 so I guess that's 4 years there.

    Had my Kia for almost 11 years.

    Wife will have had her Corolla for 11 years this December.

    It'll be 4 years on my truck at the end of the year.
     

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