Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I've gotta bounce till later; this website is slow AF today, and it's driving me nuts!!!!

Pretty sure it's all the music and car videos @t-rex keeps posting

 

I'm fairly sure that we are in agreement on what the guberment should and should not be doing, but the laws are the laws. I'm not talking about the cesspools that are cities, because that's not unique to your area. The gas pumping law, the stance on firearms, etc. are just a level of stupid I don't want and I see it getting worse before it gets better. Look at Colorado. 20 years ago it wasn't nearly the shit show or as restrictive as it is now.

 

The gas thing is no more! I think that makes up for all the rest of the problems you have with the state... right?

 

The fact that it was ever a thing and that people took to bookface to complain and say they wouldn't pump their own because it's dangerous says a lot about the state's population. I'm good. Over here. Away from all of that.

 

@LarryDangerfield

 

https://www.tundras.com/threads/trd-rear-sway-bar.80381/page-15#post-3345960

 

Stock tires

 

Tomorrow morning will be a week that the wife has been gone. That's a week of the house not smelling like foo foo bullshit candles and hot wax that smell like a box of burning kid's cereal.
The house smells like soaking dishes, fried onions, cut grass, dogs and anger.
The way God intended a house to smell.
The only thing missing is the smell of cut wood.

 

Don't cut your wood!

 

No, but I'll beat that shit like it owes me money.

 

Well, the wife's gone. What choice do you have?

 

Gas pumping law changed....

 

Now we know why you're always so angry... she ties you to the bed and pours hot wax on your nipples and in your belly button

 

Read the next post.

 

It's not that, it's that it smells like fuckin flowers and butterflies or whatever.
If it smelled like bratwurst or 2 cycle exhaust it'd be fine.

 

So, some clicked the 'like' on a post that I put up about 2 weeks ago; I clicked on it just to see what I had said, as I aim to please my audience and saw that I wrote this shit....

'You're gonna need to find yourself a nice little chalet on the moon to get away from all silliness at this point'

WTH??? I would never (in my normal frame of mind) write 'nice little chalet'; this is evidence that if my stuff seems a bit sideways at times, rest assured I'm either intoxicated or on Benadryl

 

I'd imagine that if she was pouring wax on you, it would smell like burnt hair too

 

Stop it; I reply as I scroll

 

Someone's workin' their ass off to hit fity...

 

Arguing with you about laws seems like a good way to ensure he doesn't make it to 50...

 

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