October 4

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Spoiler

On October 4 around 2pm, FEMA will be conducting nationwide signal broadcast to all cell phones, radios and TV stations. This alert will be sent out to make sure they efficiently can reach all people nationwide when some kind of catastrophic national emergency is about to happen.

Be vigilant, because the signal might cause you to turn into a violent zombie, so it might be best to turn to turn the phone off and hide it somewhere in the refrigerator. Look what happened on the set when the movie was filmed:

https://youtu.be/3-bdKznPfnA?feature=shared

 

Sorry I think its beginning to affect my brain because I already had difficulty with government censorship and all text was getting crossed out. It's fixed now.

 

The time is coming near, friends. Stay strong. Be vigilant.

Today is the day. Be prepared for anything.

 

It’ll be at 1420 et. I’m turning my stuff off before then. Thanks fema for the heads up.

 

Gang, less than 10 minutes. See you on the other side.

 

*puts on tinfoil hat*

 

I survived.........

 

Got it at 1:18pm.

i already told amber i wasnt looking for her GD kids. And when i earn a silver alert, i'm going out epically.

witness me.

 

Funny, phone went off, nothing on tv. Hmm.

 

Zom-bee!!!

 

I'm pretty lucky here. Some of you are gonna starve if you need to eat brains.

 

Yeah me too barely. I had my vehicle on standby with a .50cal and long barrel because 8ft bed and it all fits well. Few minutes after phones went off, I saw three tundras screaming towards me. I quickly jumped into my 2010 tundra with 4.6 v8 and took off.

They were gaining on me, but their bearings started failing and with a screeching noise, they came to a halt. One other tundra was SR model with detuned v6 and she kept getting closer, but I hit Tow/Haul mode and began to slowly pull away. It's a work package and with 4.10 rear end, I was having plenty of torque even hauling .50cal in the bed.

There was also some water on the road, but given that mine's a DCLB, I was able to maintain control better than them and they nearly spun out, losing a few seconds.

I pulled over and send a couple rounds through their turbos and their engine started sputtering and losing oil. I quickly jumped back into my v8 4.6L tundra and drove away fast. They never stood a chance.

Theres chaos everywhere, but we will rebuild. Most of our neighbors havent gotten vaccine and fought bravely holding back hordes of zombies.

I got on the phone as quickly as I could to let y'all know that I'm okay. Thanks gang!

 

It was touch and go but I made it.

 

I hope you all realize that tone that came over your phone activated the nano bots they injected you with when you were "vaccinated".

 

Haha, joke's on you! I never took the vaccine!

 

This dude is the life of the forum.

 

Just wait till Bill Gates releases his modified nanobot mosquitos…not even Ben’s 30% DEET insect repellent can save you