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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:32 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    :rofl: Don't I have to be rich to get a mail order bride though?
     
  2. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:33 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    So...you haven't winterized that trailer yet, have you.
     
  3. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:33 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    I don't think so. Probably about a car payment when you do the math. You're used to those right?
     
  4. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:34 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I've had 2, found the right one the second time around. :bananadance::rofl:
     
  5. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:36 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    That sounds like asking for advice. Most of what I could say is trite, but...
    Qualifying this with: On my 2nd-and-last marriage, and neither of those are my son's mom.

    Place extremely high value on yourself and your future personal history, and choose relationships wisely. Decide for yourself how much of you you're going to share, and how much you're going to keep. Be perfectly honest with yourself and any prospective long-term relationship about what you want in life, what you will or won't tolerate, and everything else. If you have problems, try to fix the problems; but if you find out afterward that there are ingredients that weren't listed on the label, or there's something broken about the person you just didn't see before, don't try to fix them because you can't. You only get one life; don't waste it being unhappy.
     
  6. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:36 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Nope. Almost slept the last night. Totally cool with that…
     
  7. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:36 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Can confirm :rofl:
    That's awesome that you found the right one :) I mean if it's anything like vehicles I only have to get married like nine times before I find the right one
     
  8. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:37 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I appreciate the advice.
     
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  9. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:38 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :laugh: you got it!
     
  10. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:40 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    So i just did a couple searches for you. Probably on some new government watch lists now...You're welcome.

    So if the low end to naturalization is 18mos, and the average mail order bride is $3k to $50k thats like $166 to $2700/mo. I guess you have to figure out what your sweet spot is.

    :monocle:
     
  11. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:40 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    LOL! Okay so with that big of a spread I'm going to assume that the high end is doing it legally and the low end is they get shipped to you in a barrel
     
  12. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:44 PM
    SwitchThrottle

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    High end is probably unattainable, so maybe shop a little lower. BJs has 50lbs of rice for $22.99, so that means asian or hispanic...if that's your jam.
     
  13. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:46 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    I feel like you purposely chose that store out of any other store just because of the name
     
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    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    They gotta do more than feed you for citizenship right?
     
  15. Sep 18, 2023 at 4:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    I suppose it would be too much to ask for like a genuine connection and everlasting happiness eh?
     
  16. Sep 18, 2023 at 5:03 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Shit man, just come down here. They are literally pouring over the border, so much so that they are doing "street releases" Just offer to "sponsor" one and you'll be good to go on the very cheap side.
     
  17. Sep 18, 2023 at 5:08 PM
    SwitchThrottle

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    ..sorry...I lost you after "ask for". It make have been the use of "like" or whatever that other gibberish was.
     
  18. Sep 18, 2023 at 5:11 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Regarding marriage. If I ever got em divorced and I would not marry again. I don’t need a piece of paper to decide what I want. I also believe a divorce would be much simpler and less messy for those who pursue that. No fighting over what’s yours vs theirs. No half of all ur shit (if both parties agree to it) no fighting over who owes what to what company. That being said, I (obviously) love my wife but I was married super young and we both agree, now that we are much older and wiser- that we do not need a piece of paper to tell us anything.
    Some stay in marriages because it’s too expensive to divorce.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @Outbound wouldn't leave you :rofl:
     
  20. Sep 18, 2023 at 5:16 PM
    SwitchThrottle

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    If you're heading into marriage thinking about divorce, you're doing it wrong. Just saying...
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Huh? I’m saying that a piece of paper should not be needed to make something “official”
    I’ve been married 18 years strong.
     
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    Outbound

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    Depends if he can cook or not.
     
  23. Sep 18, 2023 at 5:23 PM
    SwitchThrottle

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    Probably came off wrong. :anonymous:

    Government shouldn't be involved in marriage.

    Better? :thumbsup:
     
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    SwitchThrottle

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    No...but if you cook he can take really pretty pictures of it for the interwebs.
     
  25. Sep 18, 2023 at 5:29 PM
    T-Rex266

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    :fistbump:
     
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    Amen. Same here. It’s pointless and a giant financial suck.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    What do you say pal? I'll take pictures, you cook yummy meat, and you get to be a citizen! I shall even provide you your first complimentary pistol when you become an American!
     
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    Moments later

     
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