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Tundras live: Where Dumb Dad Jokes get you banned, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 12, 2023 at 1:43 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    You guys would like me. I'm very charming.
     
  2. Sep 12, 2023 at 1:49 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:

    :infantry:
     
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  3. Sep 12, 2023 at 1:50 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You still only got 2 hands...
     
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    GODZILLA

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  5. Sep 12, 2023 at 1:55 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I doubt you're big enough to need both hands, let alone more than two hand. :devil:
     
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  6. Sep 12, 2023 at 2:00 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I already told you fools I"m hung like an elevator button; why do you think I'm on here wastin' time instead of bangin' hot chicks!!!

    ...and you still need 2 hands; one to make an okay sign with (if you get the picture) and the other to move my gut out of the way :thumbsup:

    Seriously, what is wrong w/this younger generation.... always taking things out of context :frusty:
     
  7. Sep 12, 2023 at 2:12 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  8. Sep 12, 2023 at 2:42 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Like I tell my wife:
    I only gotta make one person happy with this thing.


    Me.
     
  9. Sep 12, 2023 at 2:43 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    You get what you get, and you don’t throw a fit.
     
  10. Sep 12, 2023 at 4:48 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I always tell my wife you're the dumb ass that married me, you knew what you were getting.
     
  11. Sep 12, 2023 at 4:49 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    No, I hate everybody. I just tolerate a few of them.
     
  12. Sep 12, 2023 at 4:50 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Mmmmmm.... I bet a beer would change your mind. :cheers:
     
  13. Sep 12, 2023 at 4:52 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I'm already quite a few in and I still hate 99.999% of all people.
     
  14. Sep 12, 2023 at 4:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :censored:
     
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  15. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:05 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    I see what you did there.

    :D
     
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  16. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:12 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Drink another so it can be 99.997%
     
  17. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:20 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    That will take at least 4 more, or some whiskey.
     
  18. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:23 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    How many gets you to "I love you man"?
     
  19. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:23 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Grab tequila. Don’t want to take any shortcuts
     
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  20. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:25 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    The 4 stages of tequila are:
    You're good looking
    I'm good looking
    I know karate
    I'm invisible
     
  21. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:26 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    1 tequila
    2 tequila
    3 tequila
    Floor
     
  22. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:32 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Here are my stages
    Fill a large fountain drink sized container with 1800, a few ice cubes and 2 lime wedges, drink over half,
    1 tequila
    Floor
    Why the fuck is the whole manual in French!?
    Eat pizza
    I'm invisibile
    Pass out.


    Next time? Only one lime wedge.
     
  23. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:33 PM
    T-Rex266

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    He’s experienced. It’ll take more than 3 tequila shots to hit the floor.
     
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  24. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:34 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Good stuff, or bar swill?
     
  25. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:47 PM
    T-Rex266

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    All of the above
     
  26. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:50 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    You forgot the next day.
    Returning stuff you didn't steal.
     
  27. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:51 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    No amount. I'd black out or die before I ever get to that point
     
  28. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:58 PM
    SwitchThrottle

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    For the experienced they are cumulative, so thats actually 6 tequilas. For those of us that are extra experienced, you can play with how many fingers of tequila.

    I'm not proud of my achievement, but I would need 3 fingers per shot to get anywhere close to floor.

    :anonymous:
     
  29. Sep 12, 2023 at 5:59 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Awww.
    I love you man.
    *hug emoji*
     
  30. Sep 12, 2023 at 6:31 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Speaking of passing out, I need to get my ass asleep. Big day tomorrow.
    I'm skipping work and my ghetto fabulous speakers and amp are getting delivered.
     
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