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I must've missed it. I'm guessing a blatantly political thread?

 

Started off with high food prices as the subject. Derailed from there, of course.

 

Ah. That nonsense is for bookface. We like trucks and boobs here.

 

Fortunately, my time off was always paid

... the non-paid ones meant you were pretty much done!!!!

 

You gonna rebuild one of those?

 

All part of the Canadian conspiracy to destabilize our economy.

 

That could make some great wall art.

 

I'm not a morning person. My brain is pretty foggy for a good hour after I get up.
However, that's usually the time of day when I have moments of clarity, epiphany, realization, etc.
Sounds contradictory, I know. My theory is that my brain is on auto pilot when I first wake up. Just the bare minimum functions. Only processing the necessary data and environmental input. My head hasn't been filled with the nonsense of the day yet.
I see everything in a black and white sort of way.
Anyway, that said,.......
People are really fuckin stupid.

 

And BTW I don't say things like that because I think I'm smarter/better whatever.
I consider myself average intelligence and as much of a fuckup as should be expected from the average person. Sometimes more.
But my god,...the bar is so dam low for everyone,.....how do people make it through their daily life? I'm surprised most people don't drown when it rains. I expect gov to start posting signs: "do not look up during rain".

 

Yes.

 

Some people are alive today simply because it is illegal to kill them.

 

Kill em?
Shit, you can't even just good ol slap someone anymore.

 

I watched an entire John Wayne flick the other day (yesterday?).
I don't usually watch old westerns, or old anything. At least not more than a minute or 2. I think it was called the shootist.
Anyway, the acting and special effects were terrible, as per usual, but there were a few good one liners.
"To put it in a nutshell......."
JW: (interrupts)......."a nutshell? You couldn't put it in a barrel without a bottom!"

 

The Shootist was his last film, and it is a classic. Excellent film.

 

Want to give some examples of stupidity that occur to you in the morning?

 

Yeah every morning but I typically browse 1st gen only where everyone is actually superior. No dummies only degens..

 

Too many to list.
A small example: I walked into work this morning and as I passed a room, I heard a small group of people discussing politics.
The stuff coming out of their mouths was just soooooo stupid. It had nothing to do with one side or another, or agreeing/disagreeing with them. It just sounded like chimps discussing brain surgery. I mean, they sounded like, if their IQ dropped one more point, they'd be in a coma. And these weren't kids.
It's fine though. They'll spend the day doing mindless tasks, then their car will get them home safely and then they'll watch TV and cram their face holes with processed food and pharmaceuticals until they pass out, then do it all again tomorrow. They'll never have to solve a problem or understand much of anything, for that matter. They'll all spend 70+ yrs on this planet, shitting in a river.
There's a population problem. But they'll never do anything about it because of how much money is made on shoving products down everyone's gullet.
I think a combo of crop dusting with birth control and bringing back a few natural predators, like the cave bear, etc, would help.
But they won't listen.

 

Well aren't you just a peach.

 

Humorous hyperbole with a smidge of truth is kind of what Ron does.

 

No, I'm an asshole, actually.
Hey, if you haven't noticed that the human population is out of control, or that the average human is about as useful and beneficial to the system as the flea, or that as technology makes life easier and easier, that the collective work ethic and intelligence is dropping exponentially by the generation,.........I have bad news for ya.......

 

Glad someone picks up on it
All kidding aside though, we are gonna have to have a serious discussion about this at some point. At least I'm already working on solutions.
Wait till we hit 10, 15, 20 billion humans.
Then everyone will be like,....that crazy asshole was right.