Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

I like that fire pits stone work

 

I picked them up from the Homeless Despot on clearance. Ran around $150 iirc. I have the other two to finish the top circle but I like it better this way. I just need to weld up a screen/grate for the top at some point.

 

That’s is one white ass Canadian leg son.

 

I didn’t think they sold shorts up north

 

Look here "Mr. I live on a tropical beach", some of us only see the sun for 10 minutes a day during 3 months of the year. Not much tanning happening in an igloo...

 

I cut the legs off a pair of caribou skin pants.

 

What's with the pool noodle rope thingy?

 

It's a play thing for little AK. Kind of an oversized, outdoor, toddler version of an abacus. She stand there and smack it around for ages.

 

You could live in a better place also. I’ve invited you a hundred times.

 

No backpacks allowed in the strip club. Camelbak is not a concealed carry. A flask on the other hand......

 

They'd send me back though! Look what happened to @COMiamiFan. Dude spends 5 minutes in Texas and whoosh @War Machine has him sent over the wall. He already exiled me north, he'll do it again. I don't think I could handle that rejection a second time..

 

That shit ain’t cheap

 

You sound like a Dr Phil episode

 

Gonna be Judge Judy soon enough...

 

She lives 3 miles from me and she is a D bag

 

I've honestly never actually watched the show. Just clips. I can see her being full of herself.

 

3 miles is way to close.

 

Send her to Tuktoyaktuk. She shouldn't bother you then.

 

I need to get past her aggressive pack of golden doodles

 

Ugh. She's one of THOSE people!?

 

It’s that bad.

 

My sympathies.

 

Also, my neighbors decided to have a fire tonight too. Their fire is inadequate and pathetic. I remain superior in my fire creation abilities.

 

Just finished soaking my old achy bones in my Hillbilly Hot tub, time now to work on my liver.

 

And my fire poker is better. They have a chintzy stick. Mine is 3/8" cold rolled steel, shaped and welded with a leather wrapped handle and coated with high temp paint. Made it myself.

I'm doing the smug face.