1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

Partyboy haha nice

 

https://houston.craigslist.org/cto/d/houston-toyota-land-cruiser/7653469275.html

 

13£

 

she's seen my ridgeback. And the firebolt. And the titan. Then she saw my tundra.

(i cant think of a fresh meme template for that, so imagine happy, then sad.)

 

What's a firebolt?

Sad because your Tundra has a grandpa topper? Lol

 

The bike. & no, she saw it before that. But she knew me in my titan days.

 

That got a real LOL. Nah, shes cool. Happily married, got 3 kids & 1 in highschool. When i come in (its part of a valero), i usually commandeer a table for my helmet & jacket, and if i see any riffraff i tidy up. I havent been since AZ (for a sandwich) but we shoot the shit.

 

Pics or it didn't happen

 

Deal. I'll dress to the 9's.

 

I just remembered why your 1GT might've disappointed the sammich milf... How could I forget the missing front bumper!?

 

I'm sure she's seen a magnificent buck or two. F'n giant rodents if you have a garden.

dont forget, i have a belt buckle & a pearl snap shirt. But i think i'll need the helmet, cause she wants a ride on the bike. But her shift change is like mid afternoon when its dumpster fire hot & helmets & jackets are double worse.

 

*like*

The tundra is a figment. Been camped in the same spot all month.

but yea, she did mention that the titan was more truck.

 

Give it a month

 

Today I drove the nastruck like a bat outta hell for the vroom-vrooms.

Still think I wanna remove the 2 inline resonators from the TRD cat back.

 

I shuffled the insurance to the ranger. Want me to swap back to the titan & set a race? Loop 610?

 

Mexico

 

I've got a go-pro.

 

I wish i was in a mene making mood.
*show her your brake disc collection & hobostove firepit.*

 

Hey there sweet thing, wanna see my pajero? Theres plenty more where that came from.

there a short haired chick (she hasnt said anything about me saying ma'am) that works at the valero that fancies me. I talk to her, too. Shes not married, has met polo directly, and we've got inside jokes. But she keeps telling me to be safe & i dont need that kinda judgement in my life. I'm safe enough that i've lasted this long.

 

And leaf spring collection

 

You dont show it all on the first date.

 

Think you could turn one hill country acre into a Raptor R? TRX?

 

No. Its gonna be a bitch to try to split the 3 lots i'm on, and i'd like to keep the 4th lot to harvest & sell texas soil. Until i'm king of texas & we reclaim our right.


and a handful of corn & a ball peen hammer & i'll never go hungry.

 

My parents recently announced they are putting their Guadalupe River cabin into a trust in which me and my sisters each will own a 33.33% stake. We made a pact to never sell. It's only like 0.1 acre but it's our little piece of the hill country
https://www.kwsanantonio.com/neighborhoods/homes-for-sale-in-casa-bonita
Our cabin still looks the part of the OG from before this old roadside lodging became a gated community for yuppies. My grandma bought her cabin here in the 70's. So by way of family property ownership transfer, we will be the both the oldest kids on the block and the newest youngest owners hahaha

 

we're ready.