Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. 151.880

I built a thing in my garage. I cleaned up nothing when I was done, instead leaving it for future me to deal with. Present me is an asshole.

 

He must by shy.

 

Or he started on page 1 and got scared

 

G’night

 

This has got to be the oddest combination of images on a package I've ever seen.

 

I think I spotted @Azblue delivering beer on the OR coast today...

 

He’s way taller than that thing

 

You can KEEP that sh!T..

Old neighbors posted vids of the Riva' coming up over the seawall ....

You ever need an escape "hide out", we got plenty room and lakes don't get Storm surge

 

I'm sure it's just the angle...

 

I’ve been around plenty of kids who needed a good swat. Plus, my dad frequently used a flyswatter. Although he used the wire handle, not the mesh part

 

Nah, he would be delivering Bud Light

 

That's kinda what I'm thinking. Either that or it's for waking the kid up with a shock...

 

I have used those electric swatters to wipe out huge yellow jacket nests. I used a zip tie to hold the button and propped it up in front of the flight path right at the entrance to the nest. It was sizzling and popping almost nonstop for a couple weeks. Carcasses piled up. I had to get rechargeable batteries and replace em twice a day. The following spring, none came out of the hole

 

my dad used a leather and canvas razor strap

 

Nice! Pretty effective too

 

he was loading up another member who was towing that box trailer…

 

Why are there instructions for pouring a parfait? Did it come with a drinkable parfait? Y'all have all of the cool foods.

 

I dunno. It's french, therefore meaningless.

 

I don't know, I kinda like French Fries, French Toast, Omelets, etc... French people can fuck off with their stupid snooty accents but their food is pretty damn good.

 

I remember in French class, it was like being a French dish. Everyone’s mousse was a sloppy mess, thankfully my mom was a home economics teacher for 30+ years, peaks were perfect, I think the teacher was suprised. Killed it!

 

Yeah, I'll give them credit for the food. The thing is, the cooking is France French, not Quebecois French.

One of those types of French has actually had some positive influence on the world. The other is Quebecois.

 

I don’t agree with this assessment. The French have been pretty damn tough when required and there’s no reason to think that has changed. I have no experience with French women but have heard that they might have a resistance to shaving.

 

Again, France French vs. Quebeocis French. France French can be tough when needed. Quebecois French are just a whiny pain in the ass.

 

We can agree that they are Assholes though, right? I spent 3 days in Paris and we stumbled into an Irish Pub. It was full of Americans, English, Scottish, Irish, Australians, and Canadians. Nobody wanted to hang out with the French.

 

That'll get your attention; it's like getting beat w/a wire clothes hangar!!!