Bigfoot, Aliens, Ghosts, Gods, and the Unspoken

You could call it a glory hole...

 

Oh I don’t believe anything the agencies say. They thought people would be shocked when they told us Aliens existed. Everyone was just yeah no shit, not telling us anything new. Now what story are your trying to cover.

 

Remember when some of us were mocked for conspiracy theories that have lately all been proven to be true? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

Talking in circles. Sounds Canadian. Do it in French so we know for sure.

 

I don't speak french, thank God.

 

My take for what its worth:

God-real.
The Devil-real.
Bigfoot-was real, but lived in the PNW which ultimately contributed to their demise.
Dracula-definitely real.
Godzilla-awesomely real.
Ghosts-see them all the time, annoying, but real.
Moth man-One of the least known and under rated monsters, but still active to this day.
Aliens- have always lived amongst us, but are ashamed they have to admit they live here.

 

Yes, it has served me well in my voyage.

 

I know you don't believe in God and mock the idea, but how do you really know for sure?

 

I'll bite, respectfully.
I know many of you guys belive in God and I'm happy for you all. I'll throw out a couple of my reasons

1. Man wrote the Bible, the argument stops there for me.
2. Terminal childhood cancer. "God's will" isn't an excuse to stand by while an innocent kid dies.
3. A virgin can't get pregnant, not even once.


Talking about God isn’t ban worthy right? Only religion?

 

It's just your stalker

 

Amen to who?

 

I was going to tell a time traveler joke but you guys didn’t like it.

 

We like all theories here...please proceed.

 

...that was the joke

 

Bigfoot is an alien

 

Our world is a fallen world. Childhood cancer is awful. God doesn’t will childhood cancer. I dont wish death on any child. I’ve watched a kid die of cancer i used to babysit. It was tragic. But all children do go to heaven as they are before the age of accountability.

The way It makes sense to me. How good is a kiss from your wife if she only kisses you on your birthday and anniversary because she is supposed to? Sounds like it sucks because she doesn’t really want to. Love isn’t forced, it is chosen. God chooses us, but we also must choose him. Pain/suffering are like cold, they are the absence of love (or heat). Cold doesn’t exist, its a feeling when heat is removed. Without pain, you can’t know good and joy. God doesn’t micromanage the worlds affairs. He made man in His image, but gave man free will. Nobody has to teach a child to lie, we just do it. Mankind is fallen, but redeemable. My mom died of cancer. I had a choice, would i be angry at God for not saving her, or thankful to God for the short years He blessed me with having her. It comes to perspective.

i like when people question God’s existence. Saying He doesn’t exist absolutely involves the same level of faith as believing He does

 

My bad, It went over my head on that one.

 

Zombies are real.

There are people working right now to control them.

Only 24 hours ago I had one clamped onto my arm, trying to bite through my kevlar sleeves. This is the second time this has happened to me. After the first time I bought the sleeves...this time was hardly anything compared to that.

Because nobody who isn't already fighting them, will believe this....I can say this openly...because none of you will believe it....except for the people who already know it.

and...zombihood.....is just one variation of the same issue that causes mass shootings and other 'evils' in the world.

There are informational viruses loose in our world. Just as the right string of 1's and 0's can cause a computer to do things and even self destruct.....there are strings of words, sounds, sights....information....that can program a human mind.

This virus is not a philosophy or a convincing argument...its a string of irrational, illogical, contradictory information. You can't point a finger at it, you don't know it when you see it.....you can only feel it by looking at the edges....its like trying to look at your own blindspot...

When these informational viruses cause benefits to society, they are spread deliberately and called religion.

But just as religion brings hope, purpose, joy, etc to people for no rational reason, can even make people stronger, heal faster, perform 'miracles' etc....

.....the opposite is true of of other viruses.....some of them can bring irrational violence, despair, madness, super human strength, aggression, make people do things you wouldn't think a person could do etc.

Neither virus is alive, there is no mind, no agenda, mindless as a fire....the ones that spread, survive, the ones that don't, vanish...no one is responsible....(although many would like to be, and some pretend to be) the 'good ones' spread by given their infected certain advantages so they can spread it.....and the 'bad' ones change the behavior of their 'victims' so it spreads as well, even though society tries to stop them.

This is an old concept....these viruses even used have a name 'memes', a word that got adopted and used to label silly 'viral' internet snippets.....because someone thought it was funny how jokes spread on the internet in the same way that cults etc do.

Demon would as be appropriate......and ironic as these viruses, operate much like an computer "Daemon" than a supernatural one.

And its a perfect 'secret' because the infected cannot believe it their 'OS' literally cannot support the knowledge.....and the uninfected don't want to believe it. There are hundreds of thousands of us who have seen it first hand....but we are only about 1% of the population, so we can shout it from the mountain tops, and nobody cares.

Last night was a close encounter for me....and has left me a little rattled. You will all forget this. Laugh, shake your head...etc....as you should. Except for a few of you, who someday will see it yourself....you will look in someones eyes...and you will realize that what is behind those eyes, is no longer human, and then you will know what the hell that crazy person on the internet was talking about all those years ago.

 

Pidgeons aren't real, they are government drones. Have you ever seen a baby pidgeon?

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I believe there is a 100 percent correlation between people who believe Bigfoot is real and people who watch professional wrestling.

 

Please stop typing 'pidgeon'

 

Ok, but only after I change the breaks on my truck.