Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

What's the big deal?
I drive like that all the time.

 

This is exactly the thread i needed for sitting around the hotel room bored AF. It is always nice knowing I am not the only crazy in the sea of insanity.

 

Like a boss.

 

If you are going to do something, do it with conviction or just dont do it.

 

It popped into my head as I was writing it...

 

Bobs for lunch

 

I read that as 'boobs' the first time... I need a 'motor boating' emoji

 

Would you take a meme..

 

Thank you!!!!

 

I miss having 3 dogs.



We're down to 1 spoiled one.

 

They say that today is National pooch day…Here is our muppet Noah

 

There was nothing half assed about that wreck.

 

Here is foster pooch enjoying the hotel stay

 

The guy's face when you're taking that picture.

 

That should be fun!

 

So, you don't want to touch your food; but you're okay w/someone playing w/your feet

 

2 observations. Where in the hell are your pants and I think you need to shave. I see some stubble.

 

I had seriously entertained doing the battery and motor upgrades on the kids' power wheel. Then they literally ran over our neighbor and I realized they weren't ready. Enjoy!

 

Seriously, the increased drag coefficient when he's at the local Y doing laps is going to slow him up a bit

 

So, serious question...

When you're out eating w/others, does your brain start going into high speed wobbles when someone else is fingering the shit out of their food??