Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

All bets are off when ketchup gets opened. Children will be children.

 

That's what paper towels are for man

 

everybody licks their fingers...

 

BLASPHEMY.

 

When I was a kid, I dipped my fries in the ketchup most of the time but squirting ketchup on them and eating them with a fork felt like a fancy special treat.

 

You don't eat hot wings either, then?

 

Yeah, if it doesn't have bones its not a wing. I feel sad that your disability keeps you from such succulent meals.

 

Next you'll tell me you don't slurp ramen or spaghetti.

 

Ran out of lump coal so had to whip out the air fryer tonight. Finger Lick'en Goodness.

 

Don’t ever eat at a traditional Moroccan restaurant then. Sitting Indian style on pillows around a low table eating everything with your hands (right hand specifically).

 

Yeah, the left hand has one job in Africa/Middle east.

 

My wife loves chicken but she refuses to eat wings, something about eating meat that close to the bone. Weird thing is, she will eat a chicken breast that is also is pretty close to bones, and has no problem with it.

 

https://youtu.be/Paur21lpkjE

 

Ew

 

My wife gets mad at me if I cut my spaghetti so naturally I do it every time to bother her.

 

WTH happened to you as a chid???

You need help...

 

Of all the things I expected to read here tonight, the great sticky finger debate was not on the list.

 

I'm surprised nobody brought up the burger. How do you eat a delicious juicy burger without getting juice on your hands? I don't lick my fingers from that either; but it's not really a tidy endeavor.

 

Also, good morning. A lot of times when I have a bourbon or two (not three) I'll wake up early - like work-day early. I'd rather get the extra couple of hours of sleep, and I know I need it because alcohol sleep isn't really great sleep. Hmmph.

 

I’m done with the smoke. It’s going to get worse too. Just to the west of us is in the 400’s.