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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 16, 2023 at 4:54 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It'll come out in your salivary ducts/glands...
     
  2. Aug 16, 2023 at 4:55 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Just click on the link.
     
  3. Aug 16, 2023 at 4:57 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Wife had the iud. Following day or two after removal- preggo. Ha.
    She’s had a hysterectomy since anyway so even if I wasn’t snipped- good to go
     
  4. Aug 16, 2023 at 4:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    NO
     
  5. Aug 16, 2023 at 5:02 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I had a chick many, many years ago that got one of those. Problem was that the Dr didn't shove that bitch up far enough at first and I, well, hit it with my junk. Nice little pin prick surprise.
     
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  6. Aug 16, 2023 at 5:04 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Tell her about all your internet bros that know!
     
  7. Aug 16, 2023 at 5:06 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    It was reading 98 a minute ago. I know this is cool for some of you, but this is fucking nuts here. IMG_4068.jpg

    It also makes me worry when I’m out driving that the F150 head of me is going to puke and I’ll have to help push the POS off the road in this heat.
     
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  8. Aug 16, 2023 at 5:09 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I don’t think she would understand the tundra forum. My wife barley gets it
     
  9. Aug 16, 2023 at 5:20 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I got tested once after and had zero swimmers but I still worry.
    Maybe I'll go jerk off in the doctor's office one more time, just to be sure..
     
  10. Aug 16, 2023 at 5:24 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep, that bloody hurts! It almost killed the mood but it didn't, thankfully
     
  11. Aug 16, 2023 at 5:31 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Best case scenario! :fistbump:
     
  12. Aug 16, 2023 at 6:27 PM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    Swimmers gonna swim
    I think my great grand pappy did a popular whale and made a white whale. Also a distant great uncle did Moby dick, but we don't talk about him
     
  13. Aug 16, 2023 at 6:29 PM
    Fotnot

    Fotnot SSEM #69; LRCS#1

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    Swimmers gonna swim
    You can, but they really prefer you have an appt and you do it behind closed doors. Doing that at 4am in the parking lot is frowned upon.....I've heard
     
  14. Aug 16, 2023 at 6:46 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I didn't get arrested so I'm counting it as a first date. :cool:
     
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  15. Aug 16, 2023 at 6:52 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  16. Aug 16, 2023 at 7:48 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    I've asked my wife a few times if we could return ours, but apparently the store is closed.
     
  17. Aug 16, 2023 at 7:57 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    There's always the fire station. :laugh:
     
  18. Aug 16, 2023 at 7:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Just put them in a baby carrier and no questions asked :anonymous:
     
  19. Aug 16, 2023 at 7:58 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    They are 21 and 17 now...they would get put to work and still find their way home.
     
  20. Aug 16, 2023 at 9:07 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    Well, that’s better news than it could have been. She’s got good odds and I’m sure all of us are swinging for her
     
  21. Aug 16, 2023 at 10:51 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Was thinking about going to bed…

    naa, let’s watch the neighbor’s house burnIMG_4071.jpgnot a great pic; had to stay out of the way. That’s fire coming out of the roof

    No answers to any of your questions other than they don’t think anyone was home.
     
  22. Aug 16, 2023 at 11:20 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Well shit, not good!
     
  23. Aug 16, 2023 at 11:35 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    That sucks. I hope they come out of it ok.
     
  24. Aug 16, 2023 at 11:37 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    To each their own. :thumbsup:
     
  25. Aug 17, 2023 at 5:26 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    A night of dog shit sleep is in the books! You're welcome. :hattip:
     
  26. Aug 17, 2023 at 5:28 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Ditto…
     
  27. Aug 17, 2023 at 5:29 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Day 1 of a crappy beach trip
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  28. Aug 17, 2023 at 5:30 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, that fire would have my mind wide awake for sure.
    Enough light yet to see the damage?
     
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    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    I'll take a day of crappy beach over a day of sitting infront of my work computer any day. Hopefully it burns off and you have a good day.
     
  30. Aug 17, 2023 at 5:37 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    North Texas gets the hottest temps in the country for the next few days. So it'll be 73°F here most of the day, with a few spikes of 109° from time to time.
     

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