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I LOLed at this Maverick owner

Discussion in 'General Automotive' started by eharri3, Jun 12, 2023.

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  1. Jun 12, 2023 at 2:02 PM
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    300 hectares on single tank of kerosene
    A Ford Maverick at that :rofl:
     
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    Why does my mini van sit so low?? I mean, it's gosh darn off-road mini van! It should at least have a 7mm lift!!

    Why doesn't eco-mode work with all my junk in the trunk? Where's the magic pixie dust that makes my car more eco friendly by sipping less fuel and making less power; it's not like it takes more power to haul around more junk that's strapped to the outside of my mini van that's aerodynamically detrimental. Eco mode would solve ALL of those issues...

    There's this random cubby that I'm not clever enough to use... what the hay?? If only I had ideas..

    I don't know how to George Jetson the start button... It's been a year and I still haven't learned how to push a button that's not clearly illuminated, audible, always in my view or way, or marked with universal signals.. Reading words is hard. Memorizing new things is hard. It should just start for me.

    My useless cubby doesn't give me warm feelings by clicking when I lock the truck. Door locks are useless, but a plastic latch on the glove box is like fort noxxxx. I want to put all of my Pokemon cards in there that I usually secure on my person, but I'm worried they will get disappeared when I go out in to the nature. I would hate for a feral bear to eat one and get juiced on all the extra Pokemon sauce. He might turn in to a giant mechanized robot. Or a wizard. Or a person dressed up as a bear. Or a... I don't know. What in the @&*#$$ is Pokemon anyways?!

    Bonus complaint - it's hydrophobic. But I'm laboremphobic. So we can commiserate.
     
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  3. Jun 30, 2023 at 12:40 PM
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    Ohhh Kevin. LOL

    He had a meh Taco and bought a Mav. But prefers to be on boats. He should of never got rid of his TJ.
     
    BeardedTundra, Jun 30, 2023
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  4. Aug 9, 2023 at 1:25 PM
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    Not a Tundra :-(
    2015 Silverado: 2.5” Kings front/rear. Icon Delta Joint UCA’s. Deavers. 17” Method 703 BeadGrips. 33” BFF KM3 2018 Suburban: 2.0” Fox front/rear. Dirt King UCA’s. Mall Cruiser.
    Saw this in a parking garage recently LOL

    IMG_0541.jpg
     
    pronstar, Aug 9, 2023
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  5. Aug 9, 2023 at 4:34 PM
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    I think is what most people here are missing.
     
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  6. Aug 9, 2023 at 5:13 PM
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  7. Aug 9, 2023 at 5:21 PM
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    Didn’t order this car but yeah.
     
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  8. Aug 9, 2023 at 5:28 PM
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    The wheels.
     
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  9. Aug 9, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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    Ordered.
     
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  10. Aug 9, 2023 at 6:07 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  11. Aug 9, 2023 at 6:52 PM
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    I'm more familiar with:

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    That said, my missus quite fancies the Maverick as her next ride. She doesn't expect it to go any more offroad than the farm's access track and it's definitely a step up from her God awful piece of shit Focus...
     
    TheBrit, Aug 9, 2023
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  12. Aug 9, 2023 at 8:04 PM
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    ZappBrannigan The mind is willing but the flesh is weak

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    she has a god awful piece of shit of focus and she wants to replace that with a ford that is MORE complicated?
     
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  13. Aug 10, 2023 at 4:24 AM
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    For what he's doing with it he should just sell it and get a subaru with a lift kit. Adding a lift to a outback makes them a surprisingly off road capable station wagon.
    (Disclaimer: We have an outback, not lifted or driven off road but it does get 29mpg and you can drive if over curbs.)
     
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  14. Aug 10, 2023 at 4:27 AM
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    I'd take complicated over a Powershift transmission any day of the week, although I prefer my complicated shit to come from the Far East, Scandinavia or Germany...
     
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  15. Aug 10, 2023 at 5:15 AM
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  17. Aug 10, 2023 at 7:17 AM
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    Retired...finally Utilizing that doctorate of procrastinatory arts

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    Did you know 98% of Ford trucks are still on the road today?

    The other 2% made it home.
     
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  18. Aug 10, 2023 at 7:29 AM
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    You guys are only providing half of it.

    Found
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    Driver
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    This is the Maverick he should have purchased for off road.... Not sure of the MPG's tho...

    upload_2023-8-10_11-29-55.png
     
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    I can't even count how many times I walked home when my trusty Ford steed decided to take a nap on the side of the road... oh the memories!
     
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    Don't forget:
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  23. Aug 10, 2023 at 9:38 AM
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    AND

    Fast
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  24. Aug 10, 2023 at 10:25 AM
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    Ahem, post #43.
     
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  25. Aug 10, 2023 at 10:34 AM
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    All joking aside, I like the Maverick. If I didn't ever tow and wasn't going to do anything more than dirt roads, I'd get the AWD version. Biggest obstacle would be the deep snow that I get at home. It's not fun being stuck in your driveway.
     
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  27. Aug 10, 2023 at 11:10 AM
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    Hundai santa cruz looks 100x better than maverick
     
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  28. Aug 10, 2023 at 11:11 AM
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    Agree to disagree on that one.
     
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    You know what FORD stands for, right? Fix it again, Tony...

     
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    And probably come with a second key fob.
     
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