I love this forum

This hasn't been referenced in way too long

 

Who knows the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?







one has the pricks on the inside!

 

I'm curious as to whether or not the OP likes to hunt elk.

 

Supra bros.

 

Must have been a white Tundra.

 

I can answer this.......I did.

 

Probably, unless it was a 1st Gen in which case he would have lost.

I'd never let a BMW beat me. If he started pulling ahead, I'd just PIT his ass into the ditch. Fortunately there's not alot of Beamers in my town. They don't do well up here...

 

Dear Lord, can you imagine what a BMW forum must be like?

 

But then I would have been super cool and impressive by passing him. I run him over and he can't live with the shame of a truck being faster then him

 

I used to think BMWs were cool when I was a child.
The main reason I even notice them these days is usually because the person behind the wheel is either driving like a douche or simply can't drive. Then I realize it's a BMW and think, meh, figures.
It's kinda like the ram 1500 phenom. I still haven't figured out if they are attracted to them because they're an idiot in the first place, or if they become one once they're behind the wheel.

 

I've been eating sauerkraut and aged cheddar the last few days and I gotta say,
things are moving along pretty good.

 

I'd like to find a BMW, but i dont want her to bring any kids.

 

Big married woman?
Blonde Mexican woman?
Blind Moroccan woman?
Beastly Minnesota woman?
Can she bring her sister? Friend? (Husband? If you're into that, I don't judge).

 

Any of the middle 3. I need someone to teach me how to properly fill a burrito, or falafel, or burger. And guard the kitchen while im outside. My dog cant be trusted if i'm using a crock pot.

 

Filled with snoot-raising, skinny jeans, fake tans, chai lattes, and wreaks of aqua whatever-the-fuck the broskis bathe in for cologne nowadays.

 

i dunno i bet they whine about transcoolers and towhooks and how they failed to treat a twin turbo buzzin' half dozen how it wants to be treated.

 

X3 huh? M40 155mph. Wow must have been fun to hear the speed governor at work. Cool story, let us know when you get into a real sports car and speed past a truck.

 

I bet everyone clapped when he did that too.

 

What's a transcooler? Do I need one?

 

they're so tacticool.

 

@Tripleconpanna

 

If I were you I’d do something about it.

 

How could they resist? Probably took their seatbelts off to give a standing ovation. But then they bumped their head when they realized their in a car with an identity crisis, that thinks it’s an SUV.

 

I hate to be the spelling police, but you spelled "gargles with" incorrectly.

 

So you came on an internet forum to brag about it? I gotta say you’re not doing much to dispel the stereotype that BMW owners are just insecure douchebags trying to compensate for their small wieners.

And you chose Jarhead as a username so everyone knows you were (possibly) a marine. What do you do for a living now (please say engineer)?

How much effort would you say you put into trying to look like a badass on a day to day basis? What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without trying to convince someone you’re not a pathetic twat?

I bet you say “bro” a lot, don’t you?

 

Actually on his truck it’s just a tactipuck