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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    GODZILLA

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    No. Ketchup is for children.
     
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    Damnit man! I always think you're on my side of things and then you go and ruin everything!!! :rofl: so ketchup on a burger is a kid thing? On eggs? Hotdogs?!
     
  3. Aug 6, 2023 at 6:57 PM
    TRDFerguson

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    LarryDangerfield

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    You...you don't wanna know all the things I've done to eggs
     
  5. Aug 6, 2023 at 6:59 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    My 4yo grandson was eating apple slices with his chicken nuggets and fries, and accidentally got ketchup on an apple slice. His expression didn't even change. He just plowed through it like a mad man.
     
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    Ketchup is amazing on scrambled eggs, but it doesn't work with any other way eggs are cooked, which is weird. :anonymous:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    It is pretty good on eggs.
     
  8. Aug 6, 2023 at 7:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    My man!
     
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    TRDFerguson

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  10. Aug 6, 2023 at 8:02 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  11. Aug 6, 2023 at 8:05 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My kid dips her green onion cakes in ketchup instead of plum sauce. I'm not sure there's anything she wouldn't put ketchup on.

    I rarely put ketchup on anything any more but eggs are inedible without it.
     
  12. Aug 6, 2023 at 8:12 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    A dude a work will put ketchup on tortillas and roll em up
     
  13. Aug 6, 2023 at 8:13 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  14. Aug 6, 2023 at 8:14 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Does he at least put cheese in them?!
     
  15. Aug 6, 2023 at 8:15 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    Nope, that’s it.
     
  16. Aug 6, 2023 at 8:17 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Ugh. Lol.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I've been to hot to respond to this nonsense tonight, is everyone in here 5y/o? :annoyed:

    At least there's one sane dude that doesn't ruin eggs with ketchup. :fistbump:
     
  18. Aug 6, 2023 at 8:34 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Pretty sure I’ve seen him just squirting it directly into his mouth, no vessel needed
     
  19. Aug 6, 2023 at 8:35 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Holy shit, either he grew up dirt poor or he's clinically insane. :laugh:
     
  20. Aug 6, 2023 at 8:37 PM
    NWPirate

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    I'll admit to throwing a few fries in my mouth then a squirt of ketchup while I'm driving
     
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Maybe a little of both? His kid does it as well I believe
     
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    FrenchToasty

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    Is it Wendy’s that still has the like square cups that are perfect for that?
     
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    Burgers; no.
    Eggs; no.
    Hot dogs; only if there is equal parts yellow mustard and honey as well. Otherwise; no.
     
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    No! I'm 10 and I thought everyone knew you put Tabasco on eggs when you grow up
    Been digging this one lately [​IMG]
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    LarryDangerfield

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    Tabasco is too hot
     
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    Only to your Canadian palette
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    I have been known to combine Tabasco and ranch together though
     
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    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Hope you’re taking a couple tums soon after
     

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