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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 2, 2023 at 3:05 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    And whoever approved it
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  2. Aug 2, 2023 at 3:06 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Those would go good with the Hard Mtn Dew I bought a couple of weeks ago. I still have a few left in the fridge.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Bloated and split
     
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    T-Rex266

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  5. Aug 2, 2023 at 3:08 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  6. Aug 2, 2023 at 3:38 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Nah. I just have a friend who knows how to be petty without getting caught.

    In The States you could also use dykes to cut two or three of their valve stems off. More than they have spares for, not enough to get insurance to pay, and cheap enough that if you're caught it's a slap on the wrist. In canuckistan I'm sure you'd be put in the gulag for years.
     
  7. Aug 2, 2023 at 3:40 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Boil in Mountain Dew.
     
  8. Aug 2, 2023 at 4:18 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    many years ago, like 40, I was in DC for an event. As i was backing up to parallel park this chick pulled into the space front wards. I found another parking spot. Went back to her car and cut all 4 valve stems with wire cutters. It felt pretty good.
     
  9. Aug 2, 2023 at 4:31 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    It always feels great!
    One time I “tampered with utilities” or something like that………
     
  10. Aug 2, 2023 at 4:44 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    That was the right thing to do.
     
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  11. Aug 2, 2023 at 5:34 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I didn't know you could get dykes to do that.

     
  12. Aug 2, 2023 at 5:56 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I've never had Jimmy John's
     
  13. Aug 2, 2023 at 5:57 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Missing out
     
  14. Aug 2, 2023 at 5:57 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  15. Aug 2, 2023 at 5:57 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Freaky fast, muthafucka
     
  16. Aug 2, 2023 at 5:57 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Yeah, Jimmy Johns is pretty awesome. Jersey Mikes is really good too.
     
  17. Aug 2, 2023 at 5:58 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yessir!
     
  18. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:00 PM
    PLC721

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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    It’s not bad. Don’t have one nearby?
     
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    When I went back and saw 4 flats it was evev better.
    My future FIL was with us, it was the second time I met him. He thought it was great.
     
  21. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:01 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  22. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Do all you guys have Erbert and Gerbert's near you? I used to get them semi-frequently and was usually pretty happy
     
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    T-Rex266

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    U enjoy hiking, and there’s an option for it so get to it

    Idk wtf that is, so nope
     
  24. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:09 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Gotta go down to the big city, eh?
     
  26. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:13 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Getting bigger by the day. Starting to reach that point where it's becoming undesirable. Homelessness and crime and all those good things that come with being a big city
     
  27. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:18 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    I’m pretty sure that’s where the hospital was that my dad was airlifted to when he broke his hip skiing. That was around ‘86 or so and one of my first memories. And probably why I want nothing to do with water skiing now lol.
     
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Nope, just Middle Michigan
     
  30. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:28 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    She's a beaut, Clark.
     

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