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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:42 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    You should hear my neighbor who has dreams of being the next singer for Three Days Grace but sounds like someone singing through the pain of kidney stones. Makes me laugh my ass off every single time I hear him.
     
  2. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:46 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    call in a drone strike
     
  3. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:47 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Fill water balloons with skunk oil and toss it on the patio and roof of the offending neighbors.

    For the RV, take a cap off a tire valve and put some lock tight on a small pebble or BB, drop it in the cap, and screw it back on. The object will hold the valve open and the tire will go flat. The lock tight will keep the pebble/BB from falling out of the cap when the cap is removed. They'll reinflate it and it'll be flat again the next day. This will repeat and they'll try to find leaks in the tire, replace the wheel and tire, etc. Nobody ever thinks to check the valve cap
     
  4. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:49 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    I was a skinny 155 when I met my wife in '96 (was living on a jar of peanut butter between $4.35/hr pay checks). I got to a healthy but not strong 185 and maintained that for a while, then got a desk job with $10/hr pay and ballooned up to 200 and looked awful. Hit the gym really hard 5x a week for 2-3 hrs for a year and got to a lean 185. Since then I have managed to get to 210, but somehow don't have a massive gut.

    :notsure:
     
  5. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:54 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I have been thicc my whole life. From the day I was born on up I have never been anything considered skinny. Graduated at 205, like above I had a hard job that kept me somewhat in shape, got a easier job with more money and the weight came with. Made it as high as a very unhealthy 240. Now I'm hovering around 222 but much healthier.
     
  6. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:54 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    yeah nah.
    I don't even watch exercise on TV.
     
  7. Aug 2, 2023 at 6:56 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Depends on if she's hot and how much the yoga pants show. :notsure:
     
  8. Aug 2, 2023 at 7:05 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    If I could find the man that invented yoga pants, I'd buy him a beer.

    :cheers:

    If I could find the person that thought they should be offered in anything larger than large...

    :smack:
     
  9. Aug 2, 2023 at 7:09 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Same and her b-day is 12/24 no chance of forgetting.
    My wife eats way better than I do I have a pretty bad snack habit usually later at night
     
  10. Aug 2, 2023 at 8:20 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  11. Aug 2, 2023 at 9:16 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    You've thought about this a lot before. :laugh:
     
  12. Aug 2, 2023 at 10:27 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  13. Aug 2, 2023 at 10:35 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    It sounds like you're just jealous, or disappointed they haven't invited you over.

    Totally with you on wanting to leave suburbia, though.
     
  14. Aug 2, 2023 at 11:01 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Because you'd take Fri, Sat, Sun, Mon, AND Tues off :hattip:
     
  15. Aug 2, 2023 at 11:03 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    So... did you keep him or send him back to play so more :boink:
     
  16. Aug 2, 2023 at 11:04 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You sure you're not related to @GODZILLA
     
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  17. Aug 2, 2023 at 11:08 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  18. Aug 2, 2023 at 11:19 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Could be. My grandfather had 9 kids. That we know about. The story is he'd disappear for months at a time.
     
  19. Aug 2, 2023 at 11:49 AM
    T-Rex266

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  20. Aug 2, 2023 at 11:50 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Took two of the dogs for their shots. Biggest one is now prescribed Trazodone
     
  21. Aug 2, 2023 at 11:53 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    The cigars actually smell pretty good and wouldn't bother me if I didn't have kids.
     
  22. Aug 2, 2023 at 2:06 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  23. Aug 2, 2023 at 2:31 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Always catch and release with smallmouth :)
    It is!
    It is not! :p:p not all of us can have a fast vehicle!!
    I meannnn I'd give it a go but that looks pretty terrible lol
     
  24. Aug 2, 2023 at 2:32 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    :puke:Can’t imagine what they would look like cooked.
     
  25. Aug 2, 2023 at 2:38 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I'm not entirely sure he was talking about cooking them... It gets mighty lonely up there in Cheeseland.

     
  26. Aug 2, 2023 at 2:39 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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  27. Aug 2, 2023 at 2:41 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Also, northern cheeseland is indeed kind of lonely lol
     
  28. Aug 2, 2023 at 3:00 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Cooked? Just soak in Mt Dew Zero. Easier to go down while soaking up the flavor
     
  29. Aug 2, 2023 at 3:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  30. Aug 2, 2023 at 3:03 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Who ever thought of that needs a beating.
     

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