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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 28, 2023 at 4:48 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Sorry, I'm a tattoo free kinda fella. I can't see with 100% certainty that I will never have one but it's definitely not likely. But there is a price for everything. So if any of you want me to have a tattoo....if you pay enough.....
     
  2. Jul 28, 2023 at 4:57 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    I’ve got 5 on it
     
  3. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:02 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    How much to promote my OF site? In a prominent place of course.
     
  4. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Just a URL?
     
  5. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:05 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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  6. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:20 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Evening, All.

    Hope the weekend arrives soon and you all get to enjoy all of it!
     
  7. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:23 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    That’s the Baja flavor one though. Tastes like watered down flavored ice
     
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  8. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:24 PM
    TRDFerguson

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    That’s standard issue Dew right there
     
  9. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:25 PM
    GODZILLA

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    NGL, kinda hope I'm dead by then. Being 65 doesn't sound real fun.

    I'd rather have another motorcycle now. :bikewheelie2:
     
  10. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:28 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  11. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:35 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    In my opinion that is one of the most difficult parts of life. Balancing living like each day could be your last and trying to set yourself up for a good future. It would really suck to have lots of money in the bank and die without touching any of it but it also sucks to always be behind on bills and have no money.
     
  12. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:40 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    WTF,

    I turn 62 years young today and am still "Kickin & Screamin".... :bowdown: because of $$$ put away

    once upon a time

    Semi-retired by Choice BUT still "Livin it" o_O

    Life will knock you down BUT how you pick yourself up is what shows the measure of a Man's character...:thumbsup:

    Hell Son, if I could rework the Numbers ( scares the hell out of Connie everyday :devil: ) I'd have 4-7 tractor trailers running my DOT numbers again...

    LIFE, LIVE IT :fistbump:
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  14. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:41 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    OldFatGuy.com
     
  15. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:42 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    All right $7,500 and I'll put it on my forearm
     
  16. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:44 PM
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    I'm mostly just being contrary for fun. I'll live as long as I live and I'll enjoy it as much as I can. I don't begrudge others loving it and enjoying all that life has to offer.



    On the flipside, going into the crappy side of things... Do it alone and get back to me on how enthused you are about dragging it out when physical ages is taking it's toll and stopping you from doing things you enjoy. Family makes old age worthwhile.
     
  17. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:44 PM
    JMB

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    Don't you wear long sleeves year round?
     
  18. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:44 PM
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    :rofl:
     
  19. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:46 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    We can work out a contracted amount of days in which I don't wear sleeves. But yes, most of the year lol. Pretty much the only time I don't wear sleeves is when I know for sure that I'm only going to be spending minimal time outdoors.
     
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    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    You do have me on that..:boom::thumbsup:

    I am Spoiled by a Woman that has been by my side since 1975 :eek: :cool:..

    Signed for all of our homes Plus All 4 of my "Large Cars"...:anonymous: and made sure We have family to share it all with...:hattip:
     
  21. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:52 PM
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    Living the dream! :bowdown:
     
  22. Jul 28, 2023 at 5:52 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    OK. A per head price for the folks that will see your arms indoors seems reasonable.
     
  23. Jul 28, 2023 at 6:00 PM
    snoope

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    You did see that I took "Editorial Privilege" .. I left out 2 hurricanes and moving said family up & down East Coast for family sickness's many a

    time...

    Only one figuring out how life is to be dealt with is that person "Staring back from that mirror."
     
  24. Jul 28, 2023 at 6:04 PM
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    Of course there are trials and tribulations for everyone, but I would think a bad day with your soulmate beats a good day alone.
     
  25. Jul 28, 2023 at 6:15 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :D:fistbump:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    That’s an expensive tattoo! My tatt artist is great and has a wait list of usually 6-12 months out. She charges $150/hr (I think) $7,500 a lot of time for a forearm! Better make it on ur back
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    My weekend has arrived :D...

    Thank you very much!!!!
     
  28. Jul 28, 2023 at 6:33 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Yeah, years ago. :rolleyes: LOL
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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    why???? You can only ride one at a time; unless you're LarryD :bikewhoops:
     
  30. Jul 28, 2023 at 6:35 PM
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    Do you only own one knife?
     

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