1. Welcome to Tundras.com!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tundra discussion topics
    • Transfer over your build thread from a different forum to this one
    • Communicate privately with other Tundra owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site

Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,145
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    Well, you guys have to fight for my taco now. It is extremely windy outside so if I don't make it....
     
  2. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:01 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2021
    Member:
    #62293
    Messages:
    4,666
    Gender:
    Male
    512
    Vehicle:
    16 Tacoma TRD Sport DCSB / 17 Tundra 5.7L 4X4 CM
    Two Trucks
    Does the wind hurt your face?
     
  3. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:01 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,145
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    I'm talking raining sideways and trees about ready to snap
     
  4. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:03 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2021
    Member:
    #62293
    Messages:
    4,666
    Gender:
    Male
    512
    Vehicle:
    16 Tacoma TRD Sport DCSB / 17 Tundra 5.7L 4X4 CM
    Two Trucks
    So stinging rain?








    for real though, be safe. Grab the kayak
     
  5. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:06 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,456
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    If you don’t make it, thank you for your final words being on Tundras.com
     
  6. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,145
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    No other place I'd rather have my last words than here with my internet friends :D
     
  7. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:08 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2022
    Member:
    #72688
    Messages:
    1,302
    Gender:
    Male
    Vehicle:
    2021 Barcelona CrewMax
    Jokes on you...I work from home in a t-shirt in the winter. If I wait long enough, it will melt...and contribute to my never ending water table allowing me to leave my shower on the whole time while showering for as long as I want. Then go water my lawn whether it needs it or not, any time of the year.

    :duel:
     
  8. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:18 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2019
    Member:
    #37701
    Messages:
    9,148
    Washington
    If any of you over 50 types are contributing to the 401K Catch-up program, you may want to research changes coming in 2024...
     
  9. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:24 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,145
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
  10. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:26 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2022
    Member:
    #72688
    Messages:
    1,302
    Gender:
    Male
    Vehicle:
    2021 Barcelona CrewMax
    I am always shocked when they talk about average savings and average 401k account balances. I have no idea how any of these people can even consider future retirement with so little saved.

    EDIT: Also life insurance. Too many stories of tag sales and collections to bury folks.
     
  11. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:31 PM
    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2021
    Member:
    #62293
    Messages:
    4,666
    Gender:
    Male
    512
    Vehicle:
    16 Tacoma TRD Sport DCSB / 17 Tundra 5.7L 4X4 CM
    Two Trucks
    Close to the house?
     
  12. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:32 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,145
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
    Right to the end of the driveway and thankfully it's staying there for the time being
     
  13. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:39 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,816
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Vehicle:
    '25 Limited Crew Max TRD Off Road in Ice Cap White
    It's only single digits for a few weeks. Then it's double digits.... below zero. If I could find somewhere where it never got colder than 40° and never hotter than 72° with reasonable rain and little wind, I might be tempted to move. Trouble would be finding a job and a place there.
     
  14. Jul 27, 2023 at 5:45 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2022
    Member:
    #72688
    Messages:
    1,302
    Gender:
    Male
    Vehicle:
    2021 Barcelona CrewMax
    Hawii is about as close as your going to get to that. Hope you enjoy...

    :spam:
     
  15. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:08 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,816
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Vehicle:
    '25 Limited Crew Max TRD Off Road in Ice Cap White
    Nope. Have to be able to own guns and land too. Also, hard pass on coastal stuff because of the tsunamis, typhoons, and hurricanes. I like Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, and Utah. Fewest natural disasters of the 50 states.
     
  16. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:13 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,456
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    I am not a fan of UT. Not only did I have a good story from the many times I’ve been there, but it’s UT :anonymous:
     
  17. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:24 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,145
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
  18. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:31 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,816
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Vehicle:
    '25 Limited Crew Max TRD Off Road in Ice Cap White
    Don't like the ultra stable economy and growth from fiscally conservative policies? o_O

    To be clear, it's too hot in most of UT for me, but some rural spots are hidden gems.
     
  19. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:32 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,816
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Vehicle:
    '25 Limited Crew Max TRD Off Road in Ice Cap White
    You always find the polished turds.
     
  20. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:33 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2019
    Member:
    #40251
    Messages:
    11,863
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    WA
    Vehicle:
    2017 SR5 TRD CM 2024 Model Why?
    We get it all here in Eastern WA, -15 up to 110 in the summer.
    Just when I'm about sick of one season, it changes to the next. :)
     
  21. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:34 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2020
    Member:
    #44272
    Messages:
    103,145
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Tyler
    Northern Wisconsin
    Vehicle:
    Black 2020 Nightshade edition 4Runner
    You just wait
     
  22. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:34 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,816
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Vehicle:
    '25 Limited Crew Max TRD Off Road in Ice Cap White
    What do you have planned for your time off?

    Congrats on dodging the bullet there, too. Not sure I could do all the international travel. I think my guts would exit my ass with the cuisine of some of the places you go.
     
  23. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:35 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2019
    Member:
    #40251
    Messages:
    11,863
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    WA
    Vehicle:
    2017 SR5 TRD CM 2024 Model Why?
    I like Utah, southern UT is definitely on our snowbird list
     
  24. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:35 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,816
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Vehicle:
    '25 Limited Crew Max TRD Off Road in Ice Cap White
    Ok, that's actually kinda cool.
     
  25. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:36 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2019
    Member:
    #40251
    Messages:
    11,863
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    WA
    Vehicle:
    2017 SR5 TRD CM 2024 Model Why?
    I'm not there yet but, do the allowed contributions increase?
     
  26. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:36 PM
    BMP

    BMP New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2023
    Member:
    #91702
    Messages:
    80
    Gender:
    Male
    Vehicle:
    2023 Tundra SR5 SX MGM CM 4X4
    I had a guy tell me he was going to support himself and his wife on 250K and social security. I was thinking the whole time, yea right!

    Brad
     
  27. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:37 PM
    BMP

    BMP New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2023
    Member:
    #91702
    Messages:
    80
    Gender:
    Male
    Vehicle:
    2023 Tundra SR5 SX MGM CM 4X4
    30K total for regular and catch up.

    Brad
     
  28. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:38 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2019
    Member:
    #35514
    Messages:
    32,816
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Vehicle:
    '25 Limited Crew Max TRD Off Road in Ice Cap White
    Too hot for me. I'm dying if it's over 80, and we get enough of that in Wyoming that I certainly don't want to go somewhere hotter. If it were 9 months of the high temps not being above 72° and not colder than 35° then I might be able to stand 3 months of summer with temps in the 80s-90s. Triple digits can fuck off.
     
  29. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:38 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2019
    Member:
    #40251
    Messages:
    11,863
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    WA
    Vehicle:
    2017 SR5 TRD CM 2024 Model Why?
    o_O
     
    Blue Thunder and T-Rex266 like this.
  30. Jul 27, 2023 at 6:40 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2014
    Member:
    #6
    Messages:
    163,456
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Elon
    Too religious of a state for me :boink:
     

Products Discussed in

To Top