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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:21 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    I only worked 10 hours today so that felt like leaving early.

    :anonymous:
     
  2. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:35 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Same, working 10 today, not 12. Off till Monday!
     
  3. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:41 PM
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    I just got out of the shower, getting ready for work, and I come in to read all this talk of short days and vacation.

     
  4. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:41 PM
    Azblue

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    Let me say this in the nicest way possible.

    Fuck you and your 60s, as I sit here in our 112.
     
  5. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:42 PM
    GODZILLA

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    :rofl:

    You can always move up to where the air hurts your face. :eek:
     
  6. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:45 PM
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    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    Is it even worth it to go outside?

     
  7. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:46 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Believe me, at 110+ it hurts here too like a hairdryer on high 1" from your face. Like people in snowy places store their motorcycles for the winter, we store them for the summer. When I had air cooled Harleys the heat sitting at a stoplight in the summer was brutal.
     
  8. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:46 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    No
     
  9. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:50 PM
    bflooks

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    A little Staind and Godsmack near Boston last evening. Daughter couldn't shake the smile.

     
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  10. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:52 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Oh, I remember the Phoenix heat. I was there in August and left in February or March. Pure hell. I think the desert landscape and wildlife are amazing, but I never want to live there again. I'll stick to my high elevation desert.
     
  11. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:56 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I was in 110° in Phoenix once. It's very strange. At first I was like, "I see what they mean about dry heat. I guess it's not so bad!" Then about 45 seconds later I realized it kind of felt like I was being cooked.
     
  12. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:58 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Yup. It's dry. Like being in an oven.
     
  13. Jul 27, 2023 at 3:59 PM
    SwitchThrottle

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    I'll take a few weeks of single digits over a summer of 100+ anyday.
     
  14. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:00 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :fistbump:
     
  15. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Not cold; pleasant and hot if you're in the sun, and cool if you're in the shade...

    Whatcha' gonna be doin' on the coast :boink:
     
  16. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:01 PM
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    This looks so good!

     
  17. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:02 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Maybe. At 7 this morning it was 82 with a 71 dew point. My wife hasn't gone outsude all day. When I got home it was 97 with a 72 dew point. I filled the floating cooler, turned on the outside music and only left the pool for more beer. She has called me an idiot without using idiot in about 5 different ways.

    I'm content and will be in bed early.
     
  18. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:05 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Doesn't just feel like it; you were being cooked!!!!
     
  19. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:05 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    We have no single digits here....
     
  20. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:07 PM
    GODZILLA

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    You do... it's just the IQ of the policy makers.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    :nuclear:
     
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I’m off until 8/8!!! And thankfully I don’t have to board a plane on 8/9 to India. Whew…that almost happened.
     
  23. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:25 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    God damnit. Guess the wife is gonna order some Crumbl today.
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  24. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:27 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Not sure where you're at, but growing up in northern IL, it was certainly NOT a few weeks of single digits... I'll take a summer in satan's ballsack over negative temps and snow. All. Damn. Day.
     
  25. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:37 PM
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    No, don't let her order over priced cookies. Tell her to get in the kitchen where women belong and make some god damn homemade cookies.
     
  26. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:38 PM
    SwitchThrottle

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    I lived in CO till I was 15 and been in CT ever since. I've been to Arizona in July/August. No thanks. You can keep it.
     
  27. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:44 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    We get 6-8 months of perfect weather for putting up with the summers. And if you have a pool, it’s not so bad.
     
  28. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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    To all of you having a laugh at us AZ guys sweltering in our 110-120 temps, just remember, in a few months shit turns around and the joke is on you. As you deal with getting up early to dig out your driveway so so can go to work, slide off roads at 2 mph cause of the ice, worry that the snow load may collapse your roof or the ice may bring down your tree or powerline, we will be sitting on our porch in shorts and a T-shirt drinking a beer and enjoying a nice 70 degree day.
     
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    Not me :)























    :fingerscrossed:
     
  30. Jul 27, 2023 at 4:51 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Says the new pool owner
     

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