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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 26, 2023 at 6:27 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I can't crush the whole thing like I did in my youth. I have to sip on it over the course of my shift. It'll take me at least 3-4 hours to finish that one drink. Frequently it'll take me 6+ hours to drink one as I alternate with water.
     
  2. Jul 26, 2023 at 6:28 PM
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    I wanted to try the ghost ones, but they are all coffee derived. :(
     
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    Hellll nah lol
     
  4. Jul 26, 2023 at 6:32 PM
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    Helps prevent the crash, too. When I'm super stressed I'll chug a bit, but that's for the mellowing effect. That's part of why I miss coffee. I used to be able to have a couple cups of coffee to calm the nerves and then take a nap/go to bed.
     
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    Ya know, I think about stuff like that all the time. While I was young and doing it, I wasn't thinking about it. Talking about stuff now I think, holy shit, that was nuts.
    That's just because it all caught up with me in the last few years and now it all sounds scarier to me now than it did when I was doing it.
    My whole life there were always "old timers" around that were my age now and they worked circles around everyone. One friend of my brother's back in the day, his father was climbing ladders, painting and cleaning gutters up until a few months before he died at 94. The way I used to go, I thought I might be one of those old timers.
    Yeah, nah. I'm a total POS at 50.
     
  6. Jul 26, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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    Does your body reject coffee?
     
  7. Jul 26, 2023 at 6:39 PM
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    No. I don't drink it by choice. Faith based decision.
     
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    That would suck. I'm a coffee drinker.
    If I couldn't have morning coffee because of some issue,.....sheeeit..you think I'm an asshole in oil threads now,.....
     
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    Is that Mormon? If so, how come they have have other sources of caffeine? (Serious question)
     
  10. Jul 26, 2023 at 6:43 PM
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    So, @GODZILLA, you doin some kind of NSA type shit for work?
    Can you see where Larry is sending his nudes?
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Yeah, it is, they have some weird ass rules. My MIL was Psycho Mormon and would preach that crazy shit, but when she really, really wanted a soda I guess god told her it was OK just that one time. :rolleyes:
     
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    You just wait
    I use smoke signals
     
  13. Jul 26, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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    If you put your phone in incognito mode, they can't see what you're doing
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Works great for porn.
     
  16. Jul 26, 2023 at 6:52 PM
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    What is this "porn" you speak of?
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    It's where women do stuff that you would like your wife to do, but there is zero chance that your wife would ever do.
     
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    What is this wife you speak of?
     
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    If any of this is in ban territory, please let me know.

    Yes, Sean, I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Frequently called Mormons or LDS, though we don't refer to ourselves as such.

    There is a huge "Mormon Myth" that the avoidance of coffee and tea is tied to caffeine. It has nothing to do with caffeine, and that is why sodas and the like are fine. There isn't a specific reason for the commandment, but people who need to have a why decided that because both have caffeine that must be the reason. That is people making assumptions and then preaching it because it helps them if they know why.

    I tend to view it purely as a matter of faith. Jacob was asked to sacrifice his son, Isaac, as a matter of faith. He was halted when he showed the faith that he would do as he was commanded by God, and Isaac was spared. If he was willing to do that, why would I not give up coffee and tea when asked?
     
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    Oh, like put the fuckin cap back on shit the right way before putting it away?
     
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    Yes. This. Exactly this.
     
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    I still do not get it. Coffee is “pure” where sodas, and energy drinks are not. Another reason why I choose to not follow a religion (amongst other reasons) but to each their own.
     
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    An old manager of mine was with Latter Day Saints; would never drink and only drank Coke Zero. He was always a great sport and hung out with the CEO and I after hours. One time, at a bar- he asked me what tequila tasted like. I couldn’t explain it to him and then asked how to take a shot of tequila. He then had two. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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    Like I said a few posts ago, they have weird rules like most religions, but more so. Like I mentioned my MIL was bat shit crazy and raised my wife like that. My wife even went to the sacred temple, learned their secret handshake, etc. Luckily for me, my wife found reality and we have been together for more than 2 decades happily atheist. But, those bastards don't go away easily. They would show up to my house trying to "save" her until I threatened to call the cops if they ever came back. A bit later we received a letter that they had excommunicated her or some shit like that.
     
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    A good read to be sure, but even if I don't gain lots of power and torque I'm still looking forward to having better throttle response, better shifting behavior, and the opportunity/potential for better gas mileage. (Plus the tune I'm getting turns the ECT button into a sport mode of sorts :D)
     
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    Definitely a "to each their own" situation. I can't give you a logical scientific reason why, because it's not provided. It may 100% be nothing but a test of faith. A "Will you do what you are asked?" type of thing. It's purely a matter of faith and requires a level of trust.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not the preachy type and I would be what lots of people would call a "bad mormon" because I'm not very active. I have my faith and I follow it where I can, but I don't begrudge anyone choosing their own path. That's part of why I have the faith that I do. It's one of the only ones I've ever seen that doesn't condemn you for not being a member or making your own choices. We love you all anyway! :D
     
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    OTT has that stuff too. I just found it kind of interesting that the dynos show some tunes as having dips well below where stock runs.
     
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    I'll just say this: Please don't judge my faith by the idiots that claim to practice it! I've seen so many holier than thou zealots do stuff that is fully outside the teachings of the faith that I am not at all surprised by the myths that pop up. All kinds of nonsense because people feel justified acting however they want because they've convinced themselves they know better than others.
     

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