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  1. Jul 25, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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    Only had one wire. Still, I could have messed it up. :notsure:
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Are you, me?
     
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    Food for thought: someone made up dinosaur noises without ever hearing them
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    People make up shit all the time without any evidence, experience, or proof. It's usually called a religion.
     
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    It was a single. The breakers are not connected.
     
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  7. Jul 25, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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    Or science.
     
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    While I agree with you, it’s also the same for cows. Who thought of grabbing a cows tit to see if they can milk it?
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I don't know who thought of it first, but my guess is that he was drunk at the time.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    No, science is real. I remember being a kid and my parents bought me a kit with a bunch of chemicals in it. Now, those chemicals have probably all turned out to be carcinogens but they did make cool science type stuff.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Are you wanting dick pics :boink:
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  16. Jul 25, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    They try harder :laugh:

    :cheers:
     
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  18. Jul 25, 2023 at 7:28 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Even better!
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    that explains a lot....
     
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    It wasn't an ask..more of a statement.
    @LarryDangerfield @Tripleconpanna feels left out, and you DM him something to make him feel more included?
     
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    :(
     
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    He (I believe) was the one who said my hands looked huge holding the whiteclaw cans so I'm thinking he'll be satisfied.
     
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    Probably the first dude that watched a calf sucking on it to eat :notsure:
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    I tried a year or so ago. Insurance got me. Finances ain't the issue. Insurance is. I'm taking my shipyard retirement now, the Mrs starts social security this month. I only need to balance my beer budget with my insurance budget.
     
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