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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:54 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    It wasn't terrible floating in the pool on a Tuesday.
     
  2. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:55 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    We can't trust your judgment on alcohol, I thought that was already settled. :rofl:
     
  3. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:55 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    No you would just trade it away. It doesn’t deserve that.
     
  4. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:56 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    People are desensitized and have no attention span.
    If you wanna get noticed, post a 6 sec vid of you doing a handstand shotgun mountain dew enema.
     
  5. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:56 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    upload_2023-7-25_18-56-41.png
     
  6. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:56 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    I like diet Dew. I hope they have it at Albertson's when I go grocery shopping tomorrow.


    Meh, working sucks anyways, and I don't like stuff that sucks.
     
  7. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:57 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Screenshot_20230725_195706_Brave.jpg
     
  8. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:57 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I'm absolutely flattered that you would like to see my junk but that sounds unpleasant so I will have to pass.
     
  9. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:57 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I must have missed that.
    But your eyes are beautiful.
     
  10. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    doesn't count :duel:
     
  11. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:59 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    upload_2023-7-25_18-59-24.png
     
  12. Jul 25, 2023 at 4:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's not orange... :facepalm:

    ....and that there is why it won't be you!!!!!
     
  13. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:00 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I don't know man, living Dracula hours for so long I think your eyes lost the ability to see color
     
  14. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:00 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    It's kinda like when you told that old ex-girlfriend that you loved her so she would bang you and then when she said "But you said you loved me" and you reply with "yeah, well I lied".
    It's kinda like that but different, but the same.
     
  15. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:01 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    So what you're saying is you can't do a handstand
     
  16. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:02 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It's Solar Octane fool; show some respect :D
     
  17. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:02 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    He also won't get to 10%
     
  18. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:03 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Wait.. when did LD have a LadyFriend to bang :notsure:
     
  19. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I have a girlfriend story that you guys would absolutely lose your minds over, especially you :rofl:only gets told if somebody buys me iron Man 4x4 foam cell pro rear shocks
    Correct. Plus my head hurts and I feel like I'm going to pass out when I go upside down lol.
     
  20. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:03 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Silent but deadly doesn’t apply just to flatulence.
     
  21. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:04 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Fair enough :p
     
  22. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:06 PM
    Azblue

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    Good point.



    Was she hot and do you have any pics?
     
  23. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:07 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    So no dick pics and no girlfriend story but pit vipers and white claw...you truely are a lost soul.
     
  24. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:07 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    1.5 more years of that shit and I'm done.
     
  25. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Not hot, perhaps cute while squinting a little or if it's really sunny out, and no pics
     
  26. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:09 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Hey I've been branching out from the whiteclaw okay!? Broadening my horizons with other low carb alcoholic beverages.
     
  27. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:10 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Did you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?
     
  29. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:11 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    *goes back to corner*

    Ah, but zero sugar so maybe a tad closer to 10%. Not by inches, but a MM
     
  30. Jul 25, 2023 at 5:12 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I have never thought of it like that before :laugh:
     

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