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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 22, 2023 at 10:43 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Double check the work and the oil level, sounds like they don't have their shit together.
     
  2. Jul 22, 2023 at 11:01 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    It sat there all day and they never touched it.
    She needed it back to run errands so I went there and took it. I'll change it myself when I get a minute.
    I also popped the hood when I got it home and noticed the engine cover is gone.
    Now I have to find out where it was last. I have a receipt from a year ago when she took it to the dealer for oil and rotation.
    These idiots hadn't touched it yet, so if she didn't take it somewhere 6 months ago, I have to fight with the dealer about something they lost a year ago.
    She has leased since I met her. This time she bought to own and not only did she pick a fuckin Ford, it's a 1.5L with 18 fuckin HP.
    And she's been taking it to the dealer and wherever for service for 2 yrs.
    I tried not to get involved.
    Next time she's getting a list of approved vehicles to chose from.
     
  3. Jul 22, 2023 at 11:25 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  4. Jul 22, 2023 at 11:26 AM
    T-Rex266

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  5. Jul 22, 2023 at 11:34 AM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    What are the long term financing options? Are they like boats where you can pay for them for like 10 years?
     
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  6. Jul 22, 2023 at 11:45 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I just
    Crazy! I just caught one of those about a half hour ago
     
  7. Jul 22, 2023 at 11:47 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Kiss it
     
  8. Jul 22, 2023 at 11:59 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I did and now I’m a prince.
     
  9. Jul 22, 2023 at 12:14 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I got to see the actual build weights. The Nash is the same weight as the AF, but has a lighter pin. The AF has some accessories that add a fair amount of weight.

    Family agreed on the Nash. Waiting for an offer later tonight. Still think it is a long shot but worth playing the game.
     
  10. Jul 22, 2023 at 12:42 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I was today years old - reading that post - when I realized that in the old fable about the princess kissing the frog, she was hallucinating.
     
  11. Jul 22, 2023 at 12:52 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Worse, they'll give you a 180 month loan. Customer's get caught focused on a monthly payment and then are underwater on the loan for a decade.
     
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  12. Jul 22, 2023 at 12:54 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  13. Jul 22, 2023 at 1:03 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Deal
     
  14. Jul 22, 2023 at 1:22 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    You sure you want to rush the teenagers at the quick lube place?
     
  15. Jul 22, 2023 at 1:30 PM
    T-Rex266

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    And technically, the M3P could run 11.3-11.5 in perfect conditions
     
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  16. Jul 22, 2023 at 1:38 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    That’s what my dad taught me to use many years ago. Maybe it’s because he was out, or it’s pretty much the same thing, or it’s cheaper. Either way it has worked for me over the years.
     
  17. Jul 22, 2023 at 1:39 PM
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    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Well...you could finance the bulk of it for 180 months as long as its a fixed low rate with no early payoff penalty, then pay it off quicker. At least that way you have financial wiggle room. That's what I do with each vehicle. Pulling $30-60k one-shot is just painful, but somehow seems less painful in smaller chunks.
     
  18. Jul 22, 2023 at 1:41 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    This...just pull orings and plastic bits where you can before applying brake clean.
     
  19. Jul 22, 2023 at 1:47 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    My in-laws have/had an old trailer that they were making payments on for something stupid like 20 yrs. They used it once a year for maybe 5-6 yrs and then it sat for the better part of a decade. We don't talk to them any more so I have no idea if they sold it or still have it, etc.
    They're not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Which is tolerable, but they're also assholes. That combo is hard to deal with.
     
  20. Jul 22, 2023 at 1:56 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    Are you going to send me an email asking for money?
     
  21. Jul 22, 2023 at 2:00 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Let me change my VPN to Nigeria real quick
     
  22. Jul 22, 2023 at 2:46 PM
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    I forgot. The Nash has a storage compartment (for a generator) that will fit the Blackstone perfectly. Gotta be a sign!
     
  23. Jul 22, 2023 at 2:47 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I found one of those a couple of weeks ago in the backyard. It was sitting in our retarded desert tortoises' water dish. I caught it in an empty box and threw it in the desert. I guess I should have licked it first.
     
  24. Jul 22, 2023 at 3:32 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    That thing is still hanging around?
     
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  25. Jul 22, 2023 at 3:35 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Yep, and it's still totally retarded. He still lives under the BBQ grill but he has grown too big to actually go under the grill, so he hangs out under the cover.
     
  26. Jul 22, 2023 at 3:37 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Put a 2" lift on the grill
     
  27. Jul 22, 2023 at 3:39 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Bet you could fit 35s then too!
     
  28. Jul 22, 2023 at 3:41 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    This is a brilliant idea, but I'm thinking more like 4" cause it'll keep growing. Then I just need to install bigger wheels.

    Anybody know how big of a wheel you can add to a Home Depot BBQ grill on a 4" lift without rubbing?
     
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  29. Jul 22, 2023 at 4:34 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Thanks guys It worked great I'll probably just use it from now on
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    Wasn't sure I was going to be able to save this one but it cleaned up pretty good and is working fine
    IMG_0621.jpg
     
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