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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

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    22.9%

  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

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  3. No

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  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

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  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

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  1. Jul 18, 2023 at 9:46 PM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate, Jul 18, 2023
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  2. Jul 18, 2023 at 10:43 PM
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    NWPirate, Jul 18, 2023
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  4. Jul 18, 2023 at 10:54 PM
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    Nice! Back on nights next Wed?
     
    NWPirate, Jul 18, 2023
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  5. Jul 18, 2023 at 11:03 PM
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    Tripleconpanna

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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Looks like someone just went haywire on posts, and.... we r now at 50 :D; time to sell some shit
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jul 18, 2023
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    Yup.
     
    GODZILLA, Jul 18, 2023
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  7. Jul 18, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    The Coloradodude with the '23 Pro?
     
    NWPirate, Jul 18, 2023
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    G'night, All. :yawn:
     
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  9. Jul 19, 2023 at 1:17 AM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    yuhp
     
    Tripleconpanna, Jul 19, 2023
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    Ya larger wheels on the P. I may change mine to 19” from 20”.
    You’ll love it!
     
    T-Rex266, Jul 19, 2023
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  11. Jul 19, 2023 at 6:14 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    First rule of project management: If you recommend a project, you get to manage it.
     
    1794TX, Jul 19, 2023
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: That always works well
     
    Leo's first, Jul 19, 2023
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    Seriously, if anyone wants to be OP on that, lmk and well switch it
     
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  17. Jul 19, 2023 at 7:33 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    @T-Rex266 , @GODZILLA and I would like you to remove the apostrophe from "Tundra's" in the thread title, please.
     
    Cpl_Punishment, Jul 19, 2023
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    ....and add lots of other incorrect punctuation please.
     
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    You all voted for this exact title, lol.
     
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I'm not on TW but going to follow along with that one. That is going to be bitchin! :burnrubber:
     
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    One of my favorite themes of internet idiots. The “spend tens of thousands to save hundreds” plan.
     
    Blue Thunder, Jul 19, 2023
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    might be more for performance? Gonna be a quick little taco
     
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    The performance, with all three motors can produce around 522hp
     
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    crazy
     
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    Magic of google eraser
    20230714_074910.jpg

    20230714_074910~2.jpg
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    I think that’s the real reason. But his post starts with “Gas for my 4R was killing me so I bought a Tesla”.

    That’s the internet wizard crap that cracks me up.
     
    Blue Thunder, Jul 19, 2023
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